Please do congratulate them in person:

http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/profile/110161/smeagsneedsbaning/

http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/profile/111240/conegamersdog/

SmeagsNeedsBaning has already had his first ban, and it's a long overdue one:

Thank you very much to all of the applicants (but to be honest the rest of you were terrible and never even considered).

I read that as SmeagsNeedsToGetBanged.

Cone's dog is out of control tho, have you seen what its done on the floor?

Yes I understand that thinking a dog can catch fire to a tile floor as impossible...

BUT HE DID IT I SWEAR!

Congrats! Smeagsneedsbaning has taken another victim in the form of NintendoPie as well. When will his reign of terror end?

http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/profile/92109/nintendopie/wall/

Brilliant!

congrats

When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, when the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. When your womb quickens again, and you bear a living child.

Fortunately the odds of Conegamer bearing a child are pretty low.

Awesome choices... Now only if they could get rid of the horrible mod they call Kantor...

Good go see the new recruits taking the job seriously. Already doing their job and taking out the trash.

They seem like the obvious choice to me!