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If you could/can fellate yourself, would you?

Yes, and I would swallow. 35 28.93%
 
Yes, but I would spit. 5 4.13%
 
Yes. 19 15.70%
 
Maybe. I'm curious. 10 8.26%
 
I don't know. Kind of l... 8 6.61%
 
No! 15 12.40%
 
No. That's what women are for. 28 23.14%
 
Total:120

I would probably try it at some point but it seems like too much work, jerking off is far more efficient. Also, even if you are packing a big dick, it still seems like it would be at least slightly uncomfortable. The physical discomfort of being hunched over coupled with all that bobbing and sucking...too much of a pain in the ass. But, if I did do it and liked it, I don't think I'd swallow.

Oh and there were times back in the day when I was smashing all kinds of chics but never did the jerking off take a hit. I guess it different for everyone but I was one of those dudes that the more I dumped my load, the more I wanted to dump my load. Marriage of 11+ yrs., four kids and old age takes a little wind out of the sails but I still get mine ;)



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fillet said:
1337 Gamer said:
Adinnieken said:
1337 Gamer said:
HELL NO! Thats what girls are for!

So you don't masturbate?


Nope... I have no need.


Come on now let's be honest here, if you're serious then I'm in shock. I thought it was an accepted fact that everyone masturbates at least 3-4 times a week. Most once a day.

Back when i was a teenager sure probably a few times a week. But now the ms wont let me! She runs me down till i cant get it up anymore so masturbation is outta the question! Ha but seriously i prefer good old vag to masturbating anyday. Especially with a more than willing participant!



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Adinnieken said:
1337 Gamer said:
d21lewis said:
1337 Gamer said:
Adinnieken said:
1337 Gamer said:
HELL NO! Thats what girls are for!

So you don't masturbate?


Nope... I have no need.


Shit.  I have a girlfriend probably 20 feet from me right now.  In 2008, I had three girlfriends at once.  I still spanked it almost every day back then.  I do it pretty regularly, now. 


Damn im impressed... I couldnt spank it if i wanted to. My fiance never leaves me with the energy.

Just wait...one day...you'll have kids....then "Hello there!  Fancy we should meet here.  How's Mrs. Right doing this morning/afternoon/evening?"

(It'll help to role play with your hand...fyi)

LMFAO! haha yeah hopefully that never happens. Gotta love birth control. Atleast for the next several years! But whatev ill cross that hurdle when I come to it? God damn is having kids really that bad?



I mostly play RTS and Moba style games now adays as well as ALOT of benchmarking. I do play other games however such as the witcher 3 and Crysis 3, and recently Ashes of the Singularity. I love gaming on the cutting edge and refuse to accept any compromises. Proud member of the Glorious PC Gaming Master Race. Long Live SHIO!!!! 

fillet said:
1337 Gamer said:
Adinnieken said:
1337 Gamer said:
HELL NO! Thats what girls are for!

So you don't masturbate?


Nope... I have no need.


Come on now let's be honest here, if you're serious then I'm in shock. I thought it was an accepted fact that everyone masturbates at least 3-4 times a week. Most once a day.

I do it once every 19 days, and their are those with less sexual energy as me.

 

OT: did it once, not very comfortable and you can easily be caught while doing it.



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1337 Gamer said:
fillet said:
1337 Gamer said:
Adinnieken said:
1337 Gamer said:
HELL NO! Thats what girls are for!

So you don't masturbate?


Nope... I have no need.


Come on now let's be honest here, if you're serious then I'm in shock. I thought it was an accepted fact that everyone masturbates at least 3-4 times a week. Most once a day.

Back when i was a teenager sure probably a few times a week. But now the ms wont let me! She runs me down till i cant get it up anymore so masturbation is outta the question! Ha but seriously i prefer good old vag to masturbating anyday. Especially with a more than willing participant!


Well respect to you then, single at the moment but all previous relationships have involved the other half moaning about me masturbating blah blah blah...trouble is, sex with them was never regular so why should I hold off and then depending on their mood...

anyways :)



Considering my current dry-spell, ehm maybe...



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badgenome said:
Why do you assume that I can't?

I knew it.  You're Ron Jeremy.



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