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1337 Gamer on 28 October 2012
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Adinnieken said:
1337 Gamer said:
d21lewis said:
1337 Gamer said:
Adinnieken said:
1337 Gamer said:
HELL NO! Thats what girls are for!

So you don't masturbate?


Nope... I have no need.


Shit.  I have a girlfriend probably 20 feet from me right now.  In 2008, I had three girlfriends at once.  I still spanked it almost every day back then.  I do it pretty regularly, now. 


Damn im impressed... I couldnt spank it if i wanted to. My fiance never leaves me with the energy.

Just wait...one day...you'll have kids....then "Hello there!  Fancy we should meet here.  How's Mrs. Right doing this morning/afternoon/evening?"

(It'll help to role play with your hand...fyi)

LMFAO! haha yeah hopefully that never happens. Gotta love birth control. Atleast for the next several years! But whatev ill cross that hurdle when I come to it? God damn is having kids really that bad?



I mostly play RTS and Moba style games now adays as well as ALOT of benchmarking. I do play other games however such as the witcher 3 and Crysis 3, and recently Ashes of the Singularity. I love gaming on the cutting edge and refuse to accept any compromises. Proud member of the Glorious PC Gaming Master Race. Long Live SHIO!!!!