Male members of VGChatz, if you could fellate yourself, would you?

[1337 Gamer]

Adinnieken said:

1337 Gamer said:

d21lewis said:

1337 Gamer said:

Adinnieken said:

1337 Gamer said:
HELL NO! Thats what girls are for!

So you don't masturbate?

Nope... I have no need.

Shit.  I have a girlfriend probably 20 feet from me right now.  In 2008, I had three girlfriends at once.  I still spanked it almost every day back then.  I do it pretty regularly, now. 

Damn im impressed... I couldnt spank it if i wanted to. My fiance never leaves me with the energy.

Just wait...one day...you'll have kids....then "Hello there!  Fancy we should meet here.  How's Mrs. Right doing this morning/afternoon/evening?"

(It'll help to role play with your hand...fyi)

LMFAO! haha yeah hopefully that never happens. Gotta love birth control. Atleast for the next several years! But whatev ill cross that hurdle when I come to it? God damn is having kids really that bad?