I am making this post to celebrate the 4th of July. Here are a few reasons why England is better than USA.
The British Pound is more valuable than our shitty dollar
Your multi-party system is far superior than our stupid two-party system
Your use of the English language is far superior (sound smarter (except people near the border of Scotland, I can't understand you guys...))
You kicked out most of your religious nuts to our country thus saving yourselves from the likes of the Puritans and the eventual evangelical Christians that were to come
"No taxation without representation" was the major cry for our split but it turns out that under USA rule about the same thing is happening. Here is a good example of how well we spend our taxpayers money... In Texas they use taxpayer money to build a road then they turn it into a toll road (double taxation). They then sell the toll road to a private company (usually foreign).
You are less hated around the world than us (usually most people are suffice to burn just the American flag)
You don't try and act like the world police force
I will list a few more later.. However, I believe that the USA would be a far better place if we were still under British rule. Anyone else feel the same?
