(Axumblade approved this thread)

Rules:

1. Must be over 18
2. Provide pics with post
3. You must answer and then post a pic of someone (anyone, doesn't have to be a hot girl)

I'll start us off: 

Emma Stone

Natalie Imbruglia

lol why do you post pictures 95% of people would bang? sure i would bang and i would bang miss universe and miss sachsen-anhalt as well... now would you bang:

Would not!

Sure I would

Why are you posting human females OP ? aren't you a monkey?

Yes I would.

OP's gonna fap on this. 

in all seriousness

(Same actress , and my personal favourite)

The monkey lady is too hairy, the real one of course

Yes. To everything you guys have posted (Including that ape woman). Hell, I've banged worse. I once had sex with a girl that was twice my size and I'm over six feet/230 pounds.

So she was 12'0" and 460 pounds?

And you forgot to post a picture! What am I supposed to fap to now? Ooh, a lamp. *fap fap fap*

Be honest now.

In the case of that big girl, when I was a cop, I would get really horny at around midnight-3am and I would look for ANYTHING semi decent looking and soft to rub up against.  Sometimes I found a girl so hot she could have been a model.  Sometimes.......well.  Yes.  I would do that girl you posted a pic of if it was really dark and really late.  And just like the other big girl I wound up with, I would feel really ashamed, never let anybody know I did it, and deny knowing who the heck she was if I ever saw her again on the streets.

It's like I had the Incredible Hulk's penis.  It would go crazy and I had no control of it.  I would just wake up and my shirt and shoes would be gone and a path of destruction and regret would be left behind.