badgenome said:
So she was 12'0" and 460 pounds? And you forgot to post a picture! What am I supposed to fap to now? Ooh, a lamp. *fap fap fap*
Be honest now. |
In the case of that big girl, when I was a cop, I would get really horny at around midnight-3am and I would look for ANYTHING semi decent looking and soft to rub up against. Sometimes I found a girl so hot she could have been a model. Sometimes.......well. Yes. I would do that girl you posted a pic of if it was really dark and really late. And just like the other big girl I wound up with, I would feel really ashamed, never let anybody know I did it, and deny knowing who the heck she was if I ever saw her again on the streets.
It's like I had the Incredible Hulk's penis. It would go crazy and I had no control of it. I would just wake up and my shirt and shoes would be gone and a path of destruction and regret would be left behind.
