Oops, I'm in here... on accident.

So easy... what? To have sex with? I think all the men that had sex with MBP could agree with you.

Lulz

Next you'll be telling me that you don't plug your ass while you jerk off like you claimed in another thread and that MBP also wrote that

I always wanted to do a threesome, but all the girlfriends I had were too shy to even think about it, so I really didnt bother with them. A couple of years ago, a friend of mine told me about this nightclub (nightclubs in my country are very different from the ones in the US) and all the hot girls I could fine there. He even told me -I know you can have a threesome with this girlsif you want, just asked them if they do, and if so (for the right price of course) they'll do it-.
I was very skeptical about the idea, because I did have never paid for sex until then. I kind of liked the idea but I never really thought of going by myself. Sometime later (I think about a month later or so) my friend told me, hey I am going tonight, what you say?... At first I said no thanks, but after a while I was like WTF, l'll go and see what happens.
Long story short, I got to the place in question and I found this lady (hot is not even close to describe her) I almost got an immediate boner tbh, my friend who knew I was still skeptical, convinced me to go with the girl (he paid ;9) I was heading to the room with this girl when we met this other lady who was just coming in, I do remember her works very well, -do you want me to join?- I guess you can tell the rest, I had an amazing experience that day. I haven't do it again, because I dont like the idea of paying for sex, but I definitely had a good time.

Something involving crying for sure. Maybe even a lab coat too.

Haha, I do remeber he liked the movies and really looked forward to the third when I mentioned it on my wall.

Kenny the real life star of ,"The Human Centipede 3," coming out time.

Second one is boring, but yeah I'm down if you guys are. 

Awh fuck.

I would like to point out that this thread was made by spurge when we swapped accounts for a day...

I am not, but I would like to point out Man-Bear-Pig calls B (middle).