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c03n3nj0 on 16 January 2010

*grabs a notebook*

The internet is going to teach how to be stud! I knew video game forums were good for something.



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hatmoza on 17 January 2010
trashleg said:
wick said:
Do not talk to a woman on the telephone for longer than you could have sex with her.

so for most guys on here that would be what, 8 minutes?

8 minutes of actual intercourse and not including all the other fun stuff ... that's actually not bad.



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fazz on 17 January 2010

 



Esmoreit on 17 January 2010
nen-suer said:
- Never join your girlfriend/wife in dissing a buddy, except when she's withholding sex pending your response

- If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem - you didn't see nothin

- Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.

- Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

- Unlocking a car door for another man is polite. Opening it is gay.

- If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer


 

 



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--OkeyDokey-- on 17 January 2010

-If you ever accidentally touch or brush any part of another man below the waist it is a mutually understood mistake and no apology or refernce to the incident is necessary.

-If a hot girl walks by and you are within arm's length of a buddy you must tap him on the shoulder to make him aware of the babe.

-Under no circumstance may you EVER kick another man in the testicles.



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trashleg on 17 January 2010

not that it takes me 3 hours to make a decent meal, mind you. especially not one that only takes 10 minutes at most.

but whats all this nonsense about modern men not eating their vegables?!



Highwaystar101 said: trashleg said that if I didn't pay back the money she leant me, she would come round and break my legs... That's why people call her trashleg, because she trashes the legs of the people she loan sharks money to.
NiKKoM on 17 January 2010
trashleg said:
not that it takes me 3 hours to make a decent meal, mind you. especially not one that only takes 10 minutes at most.

but whats all this nonsense about modern men not eating their vegables?!

Uhm.. we just don't talk about it... we don't talk about a lot of stuff...

- Vegables (why talk about the green stuff when you can talk about that 5 pound steak?)

- The Guy Code

- Your (as in girlfriend/wife) feelings

- Our feelings

- commitment to you (as in girlfriend/wife.. sports on the other hand..)

- Last Fridaynight

- Last time crying

- Our love for our mother

- Watching Oprah

- Fight Club

and many more..

 



 

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nen-suer on 17 January 2010
Esmoreit said:
nen-suer said:
- Never join your girlfriend/wife in dissing a buddy, except when she's withholding sex pending your response

- If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem - you didn't see nothin

- Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.

- Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

- Unlocking a car door for another man is polite. Opening it is gay.

- If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer


 

 

ROFL, i think my friend is dating a dude xD



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zexen_lowe on 17 January 2010

I specially disagree with the last one, what's the problem with sharing an umbrella? The first one (the bathroom one) is a must, though




SmokedHostage on 17 January 2010

The last one doesn't make sense.

Real men don't use Umbrellas..



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