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-If you ever accidentally touch or brush any part of another man below the waist it is a mutually understood mistake and no apology or refernce to the incident is necessary.

-If a hot girl walks by and you are within arm's length of a buddy you must tap him on the shoulder to make him aware of the babe.

-Under no circumstance may you EVER kick another man in the testicles.