win

actually yeah, episode 3 wasn't totally broken.. if not for that stupid ass "anakin turning over to the dark side" scene where he just kneels in front of him and says "ok, i'm part of the dark side now".

that totally absolutely ruined the whole movie for me.

Do you think they will make a Star Wars 7 where we find out who the real "one" is (the son / daughter of princess Leia) and Luke Skywalker has turned evil and where all the Jedis who have been hiding come out of the wood works for the final battle?

OT: GOW300

Kratos has become a God and has taken over the the majority of the world. He comes across a Spartan who refuses to give over his land and claims "THIS IS SPAAARRRTTTAAAA". By doing so, he spits in the face of Kratos (by mistake) and a huge war breaks out.

After much batteling and many Lepers having sex with virgin beauties so they become mentally unstable and start hallucinating (making phrofocies), Mr Sparta will be told that Kratos is also a Spartan and he is infact his father.

In the end, there can only be one (where have I heard that before?). Mr Sparta and Kratos will battle and a million arrows will turn the day into night. As the 2 Spartans fight to the end, Gaia will fart and the whole earth will meet its doom.

The End

You seem to make GoW 3 threads frequently bugrimmar...
Maybe you can contribute more to the official thread

Here goes my ending....

After a heated battle, Kratos defeats Zeus and Gaia in a 3 way battle, and looks down upon a destroyed Greece. He leaves the Blade of Olympus beneath a dead Zeus, feeling empty inside as he had finally achieved what he had hoped for.
Kratos hears the sound of flapping wings to turn around to see the most deadly beast he had ever encountered. A humanoid demon with fiery skin and strong wings similiar to Kratos's Icarus wings stands by Zeus's body with the Blade of Olympus in hand.
"Do you remember who I am ?" the Beast asks in a familiar voice. Then Kratos makes some arrogant comment as he always does. The beast lunges towards Kratos as Kratos evades him at the last possible moment. Then begins an airborne battle and at its end, Kratos remembers who his foe was. He remembers the brother he left to die in Sparta.
Kratos once again has killed one of his family. Angered by his own actions Kratos returns to a familiar place, at the tip of Mount Olympus, he looks down at the Aegen sea and jumps, only this time there is no Athena to save him.
Kratos does not die however and finds himself waking up at the Aegen beach. A flash of blue light is seen, and Kratos is dumbfounded to see the Blade of Olympus piercing his chest. Blood gushes out of him and Kratos is carried down the river styx. Kratos closes his eyes to let himself be consumed by the depths of hell. With the blade in hand, Kratos's murderer, his brother, flies across the skies of Greece and the credits roll.

I have a better one:

Kratos has killed all the gods except Zeus (who ran away) and is standing by his mother's grave. He salutes. He sticks one of his blades into his mouth. A slashing sound is heard.

Cut to a scene in Elysium. Kratos' wife and daughter get off the boat on the River Styx. Kratos' wife marries Jason/Perseus/Theseus, while his daughter runs off with some local kid (?) who speaks no Greek. She gives him a robot.

Back to Kratos. He's still alive. He didn't have the strength to kill himself. Suddenly, a figure appears. It's Chuck Norris, who reveals himself to be Kratos' true father. He moves to reveal Zeus in a wheelchair, about to die. He explains that the era of the Olympians is finally over, and the world is at peace. He disconnects Zeus' life support, and the King of Gods, the last of his kind, dies peacefully.

Chuck Norris then collapses on the ground. Kratos tries to save him, but he is going to die. He tells Kratos how proud he is, and his eyes shut.

Hmmm.....

Where have I seen something similiar before ? 

i dont want to read it!! im too excited for the game and this wont ruin it for me! lol

Oh please, that doesn't even have the biggest spoiler in it:

Kratos is Athena's father

Zeus is defeated and spends the rest of his days in florida a retired god.

An even bigger one is that 

Oprah is Kratos's new wife ! (Their son is called Chuck Norris)