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gustave154 said:
Kratos would f**k bayonetta upside down in the secret sex scene in GOW 3.

This.

Bayonetta has no change.



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Easily Bayonetta, as Dante and Kratos would be surrounded and torn asunder by furious mobs of Italian and Greek teachers eager to avenge Divine Comedy and Greek Mythology



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Carl2291 said:
BladeOfGod said:
Carl2291 said:
Bayonetta.

Yes, i am a traitor to all Sony fans. But this game is... Awesome.

Plus, her hair turns into a Dragon. Which eats everything with like 1000 Gigatons of force. And she can slow down time. And turn into a cat thing, or a crow, or a bat.

And she uses 4 guns. And a big sword. And numerous other things.

She wins.

and Kratos has Blade Of Olympus which killed all the Titans, so...

Play Bayonetta.

I command you, to play Bayonetta.

i wish i could. I bought Modern Warfare 2, Assasin's Creed 2 and God Of War Collection in last 2 months. Im empty, I wont be buying any games until God Of War 3 comes out



Simulacrum said:

Hmm..Am I only one that thinks Devil may cry has interesting story?

Anyway, 10 sec loading times??Guess I have to buy Xbox 360 >.<

I'm afraid they are much longer than 10 seconds overall. I timed 6-10 seconds for just pausing the game. After that any other action you take is going to take additional time, and of course there's tons of loading in the game itself. Frankly the PS3 version of Bayonetta has more loading than any game I've ever seen in my life. 



I remember playing Ninja Gaiden sigma 2 few months ago and even it had 3-5 sec loading times between equipment menu and pause menu and I got annoyed about them...
Btw, I rememember Crash Bandicoot over 1 min loading times on Ps2.



 

 

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Simulacrum said:
I remember playing Ninja Gaiden sigma 2 few months ago and even it had 3-5 sec loading times between equipment menu and pause menu and I got annoyed about them...
Btw, I rememember Crash Bandicoot over 1 min loading times on Ps2.

no, i played every Crash Bandicoot on PS2 and none of the had 1min loading



Carl2291 said:
Kantor said:
ZenfoldorVGI said:
Easily Bayonetta, according to the moves they can pull off in their actual games.....I mean, she can pretty much pause time.

Of course, this really is just a popularity contest, and not a true discussion on the actual powers each character possesses, because no one is taking it seriously. :P

Kratos killed one God with a massive sword, killed another by impaling with ANOTHER sword, and killed a third by ripping his head off.

And you think he can be beaten by some slutty librarian with big...shoes.

Bayonetta klled this.

With a few bullets/swipes... And her hair.

Bear in mind the big thing is a big stone head with wings and 2 huge dragon heads that breath fire, and you will see how Bayonetta wins.

And btw, that is an easy boss in the game.

Kratos killed this:

And this:

And let's not forget, this:

And you're saying Bayonetta could win because she beat a statue with fire breathing heads.



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@ Kantor Bayonetta killed something bigger and infinitely more powerful than everything you just linked combined, but I can't post it cause that would be a massive spoiler to a brand new game.



Also, while Bayonetta is lagging and taking ten seconds to open a pause screen, Kratos would rip her head off and chuck her into Hades.



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Wow no love for Dante. Have you guys forgotten how badass he is? I'm going with Dante on this one.