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Kantor said:
GodOfWar_3ever said:
Kantor said:
patapon said:
QUESTION OF THE HOUR!!!

So how will Zeus be killed?

I say high blood pressure.

Spontaneous combustion.

He ate a whole lot of jalapeños and got constipated ? And farted when Hephaestus was around ?

Sure.

Alternatively, Helios' chariot fell on him.

Meh... The Fartz of Chaos is much better...

On second thought Falling Chariots of Chaos isn't bad either...

More importantly...Do you think Kratos will have a threesome with Gaia and a male titan ?



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GodOfWar_3ever said:
Kantor said:
GodOfWar_3ever said:
Kantor said:
patapon said:
QUESTION OF THE HOUR!!!

So how will Zeus be killed?

I say high blood pressure.

Spontaneous combustion.

He ate a whole lot of jalapeños and got constipated ? And farted when Hephaestus was around ?

Sure.

Alternatively, Helios' chariot fell on him.

Meh... The Fartz of Chaos is much better...

On second thought Falling Chariots of Chaos isn't bad either...

More importantly...Do you think Kratos will have a threesome with Gaia and a male titan ?

Sure. But he'll feel so "small" looking at the Titan that he'll kill himself, and then come back 5 minutes later.



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Kantor said:
GodOfWar_3ever said:
Kantor said:
GodOfWar_3ever said:
Kantor said:
patapon said:
QUESTION OF THE HOUR!!!

So how will Zeus be killed?

I say high blood pressure.

Spontaneous combustion.

He ate a whole lot of jalapeños and got constipated ? And farted when Hephaestus was around ?

Sure.

Alternatively, Helios' chariot fell on him.

Meh... The Fartz of Chaos is much better...

On second thought Falling Chariots of Chaos isn't bad either...

More importantly...Do you think Kratos will have a threesome with Gaia and a male titan ?

Sure. But he'll feel so "small" looking at the Titan that he'll kill himself, and then come back 5 minutes later.

No, Kratos is gonna put his whole body in..



New trailer on the 12th !

5 days left !

(This time for real..lol)



 

Kratos PC Case mod...OMFG ! The detail on that thing is out of this world ! This is a pic for comparision !



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ok, new Question:

What would Kratos say in an interview if they asked him about Dante's Adventures in the Underworld?

Answer: Been There! Did That!



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’

CGI-Quality said:
Aldro said:
CGI-Quality said:

My God, is that an in-game render .................WOW!

It can't be O_O!

That's just it, it IS a render, you can look at it and tell. I just can't believe the PS3 can do that. This and HEAVY RAIN have taught me that the PS3 is more powerful than I first thought.

Don't get me wrong, the game will look amazing, but when has a promotional poster ever been representaive of a game's graphics?



Porcupine_I said:
ok, new Question:

What would Kratos say in an interview if they asked him about Dante's Adventures in the Underworld?

Answer: Been There! Did That!

a much better, and shorter answer would be "Meh..."



--OkeyDokey-- said:
CGI-Quality said:
Aldro said:
CGI-Quality said:

My God, is that an in-game render .................WOW!

It can't be O_O!

That's just it, it IS a render, you can look at it and tell. I just can't believe the PS3 can do that. This and HEAVY RAIN have taught me that the PS3 is more powerful than I first thought.

Don't get me wrong, the game will look amazing, but when has a promotional poster ever been representaive of a game's graphics?

Well the Demo Kratos looked very close to that..don't ya think ?



4 days left !

Trailer coming on the 11th US time and on the morning of the 12th EU time....