The Official God of War III Thread - In the end, there will only be chaos !

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Kantor said:

GodOfWar_3ever said:

Kantor said:

GodOfWar_3ever said:

Kantor said:

patapon said:
QUESTION OF THE HOUR!!!

So how will Zeus be killed?

I say high blood pressure.

Spontaneous combustion.

He ate a whole lot of jalapeños and got constipated ? And farted when Hephaestus was around ?

Sure.

Alternatively, Helios' chariot fell on him.

Meh... The Fartz of Chaos is much better...

On second thought Falling Chariots of Chaos isn't bad either...

More importantly...Do you think Kratos will have a threesome with Gaia and a male titan ?

Sure. But he'll feel so "small" looking at the Titan that he'll kill himself, and then come back 5 minutes later.

No, Kratos is gonna put his whole body in..