is it:

Realizing Each Adolescent's Creamy Heaven?

or

Raping Everyone And Causing Havoc?

what do you think?

EDIT: Rating: Everyone? Adult Content, hopefully

So far we have:

Rendering Every Asshole Completely Hollow

Really Ending All Crying Haters

Re-Entering Airspace; Casualties: Heavy

It stands for Halo: Pedobear but they realised they couldn't have that in the title so they sanitised it by calling it reach instead.

Second option for sure.

ah, so it's a day 1 then!

really ending any crying haters

Yep. There are some who say that the Master Chief is really Pedo Bear of the future. He never shows his face because that would instantly mean an arrest warrant from every city, town and planet in humanity.

You see how the picture is a little blurry? That is from the space time continuum fraying slightly.

Of course. Although I have never seen Pedobear out in the open like that. The empire must really cast a blind eye to his antics though I suspect that its because there are no gay people and no pedo bears in Star Wars according to George Lucas. Ironically I have a gay friend who calls his penis George and I suspect that ignoring the pedo bear problem he has allowed it to escalate in his universe.

Re-Entering Airspace; Casualties; Heavy

Oh, here's another good one. You might like this, Squill:

Rendering Every Asshole Completely Hollow