So, what does Halo:REACH stand for?

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Squilliam said:

theprof00 said:

Squilliam said:
It stands for Halo: Pedobear but they realised they couldn't have that in the title so they sanitised it by calling it reach instead.

ah, so it's a day 1 then!

Yep. There are some who say that the Master Chief is really Pedo Bear of the future. He never shows his face because that would instantly mean an arrest warrant from every city, town and planet in humanity.

You see how the picture is a little blurry? That is from the space time continuum fraying slightly.