Shit yeah man, I hate it when that happens. I was playing FFVIII the other day and the exact same scenerio happened to me. I was like "WTF" and then I figured out that it was always the hallway on the left, so I went left, and found the way out.

I don't speak aboriginal, sorry.

You know Rol, your 'joke' threads are bound to get a lot of posts, but they aren't going to exactly be on-topic or nice when we can't even understand your post.

In any event, yes, I have had that happen. Mostly in JRPGs with poor localizations and NES games with text directions (such as action or adventure games that used items/locations).

Why have never been punished for you tom-foolery you and darth, need to stop making me jealous of your unique forum personalities.

In the later stages of The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks, more precisely in the sand section, there is a mystery that can drive one to despair, when one takes the translation accurately. The aim is to find ways to Tender, which is at hiding somewhere in the sand shrine. Kindly, there are some hints to solve the puzzle, but unfortunately one hand, a misleading translation is misleading.

'Where the gaze of the statues are, there I sleep ... "

First time to visit the four statues that are scattered around the sand shrine. So enter from the train, and go. Then adding on the map the directions of view of the statue and back to the shrine. The layout of the surface of the sand shrine is a miniature version of the track network around shuffle mode. Compare Cards and down to the point where the four lines intersect, then quickly Wecklied played on the pan flute and ... nothing. Okay, so it must be quite accurate in the right place to stand to solve the riddle. Still nothing, so try again. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

Well, maybe tune the marks have been made to, nor at all. Back to the train to go again a few annoying minutes in the circle this time and make everything very closely. But the result remains the same. What the hell do we then move forward to the game? The best look at everything from a purely logical. If one has done everything right, then the fault must lie in the game. Perhaps the reference is not true in the end, if possible. And why's there are two bomb flowers, although you can blow up a wall. Could it be, dass ..?

Quick menu, select the bombs, one thrown to the point where the lines intersect, and ... the typical Zelda tune. So it was so simple and stupid, the translation has taken me 15 minutes of my worthless life.

So a rubbish!

Edit: Im surprised Google have an aboriginal translator!

This is bullshit and I'm falling for it. I fail.

You know, I didn't have that problem in the English translation

Maybe you should play that one for future Zelda titles

Yes. I also think that Das Boot is a great movie.

ahhh what did that say? lol

The German translations for Zelda games (Nintendo games?) appear to suck