How would you like to be part of the biggest corporation on VGC? (Okay, we only have two employees, but find a bigger one!)

Benefits:

Exclusive spamming tips!

Exclusive VG$-making tips!

Ability to use the UnReal brand name in threads! (a study indicates that an UnReal thread will receive a minimum of 50 posts with little content!)

Tips on how to get more replies in your thread.

Knowledge that you are part of the biggest Corporation on VGC!

FREE CAKE!

Rules:

All members must be attention whores (see thread)

No abusing the brand name (making ten threads with it every day). Exceptions to this rule are Darth and myself.

Okay, now somebody make us a new logo!

Pfft.....the J man has more talent for attention whoring in his pinky than your whole organization combined!!!!

Does this mean you want to sign up?

Thats like jordan going to the vancouver grizzlies........the J man is going to have to pass on your offer....

That's a shame. You get no cake now.

UnReal Corporation

Chairman:

Darthdevidem01

Deputy Chairman:

Kantor

Members:

MetalGearSolid4_Ever

Trashleg

The cake should be the leader.....its more of an attention whore than you.

Questions about the corporate structure of DKAI can be sent to fjfldshfjdshfksdjhfkdsjhfskdhfkdsjfhdskjfhk@fkjflkdsfkjndskfjndskjfnkdsjnfsdkj.com

J Man do you wanna join this successful group?

Research has shown that people are willing to buy 2 computers & 2 internet connections to merely attend a UnReal thread.

Research has shown that an UnReal thread can get 50 posts without any content in it

NB. Permission to use sony PR statements has been granted by kantors PS3 & my dog

The J  man is basically your teacher in attention whoring darth........why would I want offers from my students?