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angrypoolman on 10 November 2009

yea. its funny because when i was 15, i had sex with a 15 year old girl, and we both graduated valadictorian. (she had a 4.32 gpa WTF!?!)

i understand that accidents do happen.. but only if youre a blithering retard. we must have fucked 100 times and never had a kid.



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Avinash_Tyagi on 10 November 2009
tedsteriscool said:
Avinash_Tyagi said:
tedsteriscool said:
Avinash_Tyagi said:
Well having sex at 16 is pretty stupid, I mean what money do you have, what education? Can you support a kid if a pregnancy occurs?

Abortions aren't that expensive. And what about homosexual couples?


  What if the girl you are with doesn't want an abortion, then you're screwed Homosexual couplles can still give diseases, like Hetero couples

Drug her and bust out the coat hanger?

Who said condoms are off-limits?


  Condoms are not 100% effective

yea. its funny because when i was 15, i had sex with a 15 year old girl, and we both graduated valadictorian. (she had a 4.32 gpa WTF!?!)

i understand that accidents do happen.. but only if youre a blithering retard. we must have fucked 100 times and never had a kid.

Actually no birth prevention is 100% effective, so you don't have to be stupid just unlucky.

Reminds me of that episode of firends where Rachel tells Ross she's pregnant because of the failed condom.



 

Predictions:Sales of Wii Fit will surpass the combined sales of the Grand Theft Auto franchiseLifetime sales of Wii will surpass the combined sales of the entire Playstation family of consoles by 12/31/2015 Wii hardware sales will surpass the total hardware sales of the PS2 by 12/31/2010 Wii will have 50% marketshare or more by the end of 2008 (I was wrong!!  It was a little over 48% only)Wii will surpass 45 Million in lifetime sales by the end of 2008 (I was wrong!!  Nintendo Financials showed it fell slightly short of 45 million shipped by end of 2008)Wii will surpass 80 Million in lifetime sales by the end of 2009 (I was wrong!! Wii didn't even get to 70 Million)

tedsteriscool on 10 November 2009
Avinash_Tyagi said:
tedsteriscool said:
Avinash_Tyagi said:
tedsteriscool said:
Avinash_Tyagi said:
Well having sex at 16 is pretty stupid, I mean what money do you have, what education? Can you support a kid if a pregnancy occurs?

Abortions aren't that expensive. And what about homosexual couples?


  What if the girl you are with doesn't want an abortion, then you're screwed Homosexual couplles can still give diseases, like Hetero couples

Drug her and bust out the coat hanger?

Who said condoms are off-limits?


  Condoms are not 100% effective

yea. its funny because when i was 15, i had sex with a 15 year old girl, and we both graduated valadictorian. (she had a 4.32 gpa WTF!?!)

i understand that accidents do happen.. but only if youre a blithering retard. we must have fucked 100 times and never had a kid.

Actually no birth prevention is 100% effective, so you don't have to be stupid just unlucky.

Reminds me of that episode of firends where Rachel tells Ross she's pregnant because of the failed condom.

From Harvard:

"

  • Effectiveness Rate: Condoms are theoretically 98% effective. Taking human error into account, however, they are only 90-95% effective. However, when used in conjunction with a
    • spermicidal foam or jelly, they are 95-97% effective.    "

http://www.hcs.harvard.edu/~pcc/condom.html

Not 100% sure, but pretty damn close (in theory).



hsrob on 10 November 2009
tedsteriscool said:
Avinash_Tyagi said:
tedsteriscool said:
Avinash_Tyagi said:
tedsteriscool said:
Avinash_Tyagi said:
Well having sex at 16 is pretty stupid, I mean what money do you have, what education? Can you support a kid if a pregnancy occurs?

Abortions aren't that expensive. And what about homosexual couples?


  What if the girl you are with doesn't want an abortion, then you're screwed Homosexual couplles can still give diseases, like Hetero couples

Drug her and bust out the coat hanger?

Who said condoms are off-limits?


  Condoms are not 100% effective

yea. its funny because when i was 15, i had sex with a 15 year old girl, and we both graduated valadictorian. (she had a 4.32 gpa WTF!?!)

i understand that accidents do happen.. but only if youre a blithering retard. we must have fucked 100 times and never had a kid.

Actually no birth prevention is 100% effective, so you don't have to be stupid just unlucky.

Reminds me of that episode of firends where Rachel tells Ross she's pregnant because of the failed condom.

From Harvard:

"

  • Effectiveness Rate: Condoms are theoretically 98% effective. Taking human error into account, however, they are only 90-95% effective. However, when used in conjunction with a
    • spermicidal foam or jelly, they are 95-97% effective.    "

http://www.hcs.harvard.edu/~pcc/condom.html

Not 100% sure, but pretty damn close (in theory).

I think the whole condom thing is kind of immaterial to the comment that started this line of discussion but while 97% might be close to a perfect record in online gaming, in pregnancy terms it's potentially 3 new humans.



Wii_Master on 10 November 2009

Ok now lets not get started i think the last thing the op wants is his thread turn into a arguement about sex at the age of 15 or 16 which is just completely stupid



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hsrob on 10 November 2009
Wii_Master said:
Ok now lets not get started i think the last thing the op wants is his thread turn into a arguement about sex at the age of 15 or 16 which is just completely stupid

The sex or the argument?



Avinash_Tyagi on 10 November 2009

^both



 

Predictions:Sales of Wii Fit will surpass the combined sales of the Grand Theft Auto franchiseLifetime sales of Wii will surpass the combined sales of the entire Playstation family of consoles by 12/31/2015 Wii hardware sales will surpass the total hardware sales of the PS2 by 12/31/2010 Wii will have 50% marketshare or more by the end of 2008 (I was wrong!!  It was a little over 48% only)Wii will surpass 45 Million in lifetime sales by the end of 2008 (I was wrong!!  Nintendo Financials showed it fell slightly short of 45 million shipped by end of 2008)Wii will surpass 80 Million in lifetime sales by the end of 2009 (I was wrong!! Wii didn't even get to 70 Million)

c0rd on 10 November 2009

Oh, noticed Wii_Master is 12yrs old. No wonder. (should probably leave him be)


Anyway, it's pretty easy to avoid pregnancy, if that's the main concern...



RCTjunkie on 11 November 2009
c0rd said:

Oh, noticed Wii_Master is 12yrs old. No wonder. (should probably leave him be)


Anyway, it's pretty easy to avoid pregnancy, if that's the main concern...

What the...? NO! That wasn't the main concern!

All I wanted was suggestions on what game to show my girlfriend who had never touched a controller in her life, and all of you had turned this into an off-topic debate in the Nintendo section on underage sex! This is our FIRST DATE, and she's mormon! It's totally out of the question.

Anyway, I got the suggestions I wanted. If a mod wants to lock it, feel free. It's not going anywhere productive.



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Khuutra on 11 November 2009
RCTjunkie said:
c0rd said:

Oh, noticed Wii_Master is 12yrs old. No wonder. (should probably leave him be)


Anyway, it's pretty easy to avoid pregnancy, if that's the main concern...

What the...? NO! That wasn't the main concern!

All I wanted was suggestions on what game to show my girlfriend who had never touched a controller in her life, and all of you had turned this into an off-topic debate in the Nintendo section on underage sex! This is our FIRST DATE, and she's mormon! It's totally out of the question.

Anyway, I got the suggestions I wanted. If a mod wants to lock it, feel free. It's not going anywhere productive.

Hey ignore the rest of it and let us know how it works out. I'm curious about how an actual first-timer will respond to some of these suggestions...

Don't forget to get her to make a Mii!