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stof said:
One song that still cracks me up at the mere thought of is Puff Daddy's "Come with me" which contains these two lyrical tidbits

1. Fuck my enemies, fuck my foes, damn these hoes, they're stepping on my toes!
and
2. I want to bite you, I'll fucking bite you!


I often lay in bed awake at night, terrified that Puff Daddy will bite me. He will fucking bite me.

The thread should have died with this post. This brought back so many freaking memories.

@Soriku:

When you said the second Death Note opening was awesome you were being sarcastic, right?



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Ok. I figured I should actually say why I hate this song, as I think it is the most glaringly insipid song I've ever heard. While some songs have lyrics that are awful, and others are offensive or hatefilled. This song is just... air. There isn't a single line in here that's actually about anything. Its like they just took all the stuff they shout to the audience between songs and put music to it. Here's a line by line break down

 

Alright partner...keep on rollin' baby - yeah, that's your song
You know what time it is - No I don't, why don't you tell us what time it is.
(Throw yo hands up) - ah yes, throwing hands up. The musical equivalent of saying "yup"

(Ladies and gentlemen) - yes?
Chocolate Starfish - that's your album isn't it?
Keep on rollin' baby - yes that's your song name again isn't it. You already said that.

Move in now move out - is this the hokey pokey?
Hands up now hands down - um... ok.
Back up back up - was I too close?
Tell me what
you're gonna do now - I don't know. I'll need to know what your song is about first.

Breath in now breath out - kind of already doing that.
Hands up now hands down - again? My arms are going to get tired.
Back up back up - still too close? you have space issues.
Tell me what you're gonna do now - still undecided.

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (x4) - repeat this word 4 times, then repeat the line 4 times. That's 16 rollin's

Now I know ya'll be lovin this shit right here - and what shit would that be?
L.I.M.P Bizkit is right here - it's a bad sign if the band has to keep telling you who they are.
People in the house with them hands in the air - my poor arms are so tired
Cause if you don't care then we don't care - care about what!?
One two three time zoom to the 6 - so little to sing about, you've resorted to just counting
Jonesin for you picks of the Limp Bizkit mix - How can I jones for it? I still don't even know what it is
So where the fuck you at punk?  - I'm here?
Shut the fuck up - what did I do?
And back the fuck up - how far back can one man go!?
Before we fuck this track up - I think it's too late for that.
(Throw yo hands up) - I can't feel my arms anymore

Move in now move out - and shake it all about?
Hands up now hands down - NO!
Back up back up - I've backed right out of the concert.
Tell me what you're gonna do now - I think I'm gonna leave.

Breath in now breath out - you know you don't need to tell people to do that.
Hands up now hands down - oh fuck off!
Back up back up - Can't here you. Too far back.
Tell me what you're gonna do now - throw out my CD player.

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (x4) - That'll roll me half way to Winnipeg.

YOU wanna mess with the Bizkit? - Yeah  - are you talking to yourself?
You can't mess with the Bizkit - Why?  - yeah, why not mess with someone who calls themselves " THe Bizkit"?
Cause we get it on - When?  - get what on?
Everyday and everynight - Oh  - that's a lot of getting it on.
See this platnuim thing right here - Uh-Hu  - oh, your singing about how your successful. is that the songs point?
Well we're doin it all the time - Wha?  - really? haven't done it lately
So you better get some better beats  - again, who are you talking to?
And uh, get some better rhymes - Doh!  - Doh?

We got the game set  - Again, I don't know what this means
So don't complain yet - about what?
24/7 never beggin for a raincheck - raincheck for what?
Old school soldiers - who? you?
Blastin out the hot shit - ate mexican I see
That rock shit - you should get that looked at
Let 'em bounce in the mosh pit - The shit!? that's a mean thing to do to your fans.
(Throw yo hands up) - I can't raise my hands anymore.

Move in now move out
Hands up now hands down 
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
                  argh, more quazi dance instructions.

Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
         Argh. It's a 2 part chorus, but neither chorus means anything

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (x4)        That's right, 3 part chorus, still no meaning.

Hey ladies Hey fellas - yes?
And the people that don't give a fuck - about what?
All the lovers all the haters  -  ok
And all the people that call themselves playas -
Hot mammas, pimp daddies -  You sound like my grandma trying to be cool.
And the people rollin' in the Caddies - Caddies? Definitely grandma
Hey rockers, hip-hoppers -  
And everybody all around the world -- 8 lines just to say everyone... gotcha. Now why are you calling everyone?

Move in now move out - you just called the world out to do the hokey pokey!?!?!
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
- I'm going to listen to some Gordon Lightfoot!

Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
  - Maybe some Talking Heads

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (x4) - I'm rolled out.

Move in now move out               == Oh good, the 3 part Chorus gets a repeat...
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now


Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (x4)

 

Ok, so it's an incredibly long song that doesn't have a single line about a single thing. Just a mere collection of some musical one line cliches, possibly strung together the night before the song had to be recorded.



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letsdance said:
sad.man.loves.vgc said:
How about posting the best lyrics u can think of?

I've always favored Brian Carley's musical genius.

I'll Take You Everywhere by Penfold

"Its these things created by tiny hands that would hang on walls and wrapped as gifts. Acted as the words we never said. Wish we had before you left. (Great fucking build up that blows your face away) And it's too late to tell you that I care. And I wish you were here. And I think it would be better if you had never left at all. This place is not the same without the smile on your face. And if you were then I would take you everywhere."

Or maybe Crucifixion As An Art Form by The Moirai

"So, use your god, or use your tongue to tell me lies. Are you bleeding from your palms again? a martyr to yourself? I'm gushing from there too, i love to be the victim for myself. Hold on, hold on to everything you have. hold on, hold on to anything, i'm begging you. And somehow we're still living in the same space and lying awake at night I'm dying to tell you, you gave up."

Or maybe Shatterproof by The Waltz

"Hey lover, make a promise. If youre leaving on this train when you get to where you are going you'll remmeber my name and how I stood up to your father and the back of his hand. That mother fucker said Im fit for no one and you are fit for a king. These dashed hopes can be mended by tape or a kiss on the cheek. That makes the days go faster and turns catastrophe from nothing into strength. Hey lover, whered you run to? Will I see you again? Did you know your dreams got sold to someone that needed them? But all the time I was walking in the dark looking for your face. I never found you. I dont need you again. I'm leaving on this train. These old bones can be mended by tape or an excess of drinks. That makes the days go faster and turns catastrophe from nothing into strength. All these broken bones hate us healing."

all the same person.

Nice , the first one is excellent, dude!



zexen_lowe said:
sad.man.loves.vgc said:
How about posting the best lyrics u can think of?

Well, that's easy

Pink Floyd - Time

 

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
And you are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say

Home, home again
I like to be here when I can
And when I come home cold and tired
It’s good to warm my bones beside the fire
Far away across the field
The tolling of the iron bell
Calls the faithful to their knees
To hear the softly spoken magic spells.

I like a lot , thumbs up :)



I can't think of any bad lyrics right now, actually, i don't feel like it.

@ Soriku, oh gawd, I hated that sooooo much. Song made me wanna pull my ears out, so I skipped it every time I saw Death Note. >_>



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Esmoreit said:

I could mention it, but this guy does it better then me anyway:

"Did he just rhyme things... with things?!"

And you can't rhyme things with things? Maybe if you actually listen to the songs story then maybe just maybe you will understand why its a good song. That is what I call cherrypicking



 

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sad.man.loves.vgc said:
zexen_lowe said:
sad.man.loves.vgc said:
How about posting the best lyrics u can think of?

Well, that's easy

Pink Floyd - Time

 

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
And you are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say

Home, home again
I like to be here when I can
And when I come home cold and tired
It’s good to warm my bones beside the fire
Far away across the field
The tolling of the iron bell
Calls the faithful to their knees
To hear the softly spoken magic spells.

I like a lot , thumbs up :)

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MontanaHatchet said:
As much as I love the Beatles, and this song, this deserves a spot:

Na, na na na na na na
na na na na, hey Jude
Na, na na na na na na
na na na na, hey Jude
Na, na na na na na na
na na na na, hey Jude
Na, na na na na na na
na na na na, hey Jude
Jude Jude a Judy Judy Judy Judy, ow
Na, na na na na na na
na na na na, Hey Jude
(Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude)
Na, na na na na na na
na na na na na, Hey Jude
(Hey Jude Hey Jude)
na na na na na na na
nananana hey jude
na na na na na na na
nananana hey jude

Na, na na na na na na
na na na na, hey Jude

na na na na, Hey Jude

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