The Official God of War III Thread

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iBlah on 25 October 2009

PullusPardus said:

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darthdevidem01 said:
Kratos will FINALLY cum in March 2010!

what do you mean by FINALLY, he does that like in 10 seconds.

he is too badass to orgasm to puny females!

so he will do that if the female is muscular and strong?

maybe only the Goddess of war

are they going to make babies of war??

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PullusPardus on 25 October 2009

iBlah said:

PullusPardus said:

iBlah said:

PullusPardus said:

iBlah said:

darthdevidem01 said:
Kratos will FINALLY cum in March 2010!

what do you mean by FINALLY, he does that like in 10 seconds.

he is too badass to orgasm to puny females!

so he will do that if the female is muscular and strong?

maybe only the Goddess of war

are they going to make babies of war??

spoiler alert!

damn you spoiled GoW3's ending.

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MetalGearSolid_4ever on 25 October 2009

PullusPardus said:

iBlah said:

darthdevidem01 said:
Kratos will FINALLY cum in March 2010!

what do you mean by FINALLY, he does that like in 10 seconds.

he is too badass to orgasm to puny females!

Yes, because he is so badass, the puny females cum within 10 seconds and dont want to do it anymore. therefore kratos will never cum again.

I think what darth meant to say is that in march 2010, he will cum while playing gt5.

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MetalGearSolid_4ever on 25 October 2009

PullusPardus said:

iBlah said:

PullusPardus said:

iBlah said:

PullusPardus said:

iBlah said:

darthdevidem01 said:
Kratos will FINALLY cum in March 2010!

what do you mean by FINALLY, he does that like in 10 seconds.

he is too badass to orgasm to puny females!

so he will do that if the female is muscular and strong?

maybe only the Goddess of war

are they going to make babies of war??

spoiler alert!

damn you spoiled GoW3's ending.

It wasn't a goddess you fools ! It was a titan. It all makes sense now ! But there is a bonus cutscene after you beat the game in OMFGthisISway2HARDiamConstipated mode showing that Gaia had an abortion on her 1/3 god, 1/3 titan, 1/3 human baby.

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luvtospooge on 25 October 2009

^^^ Ok, that's a lilttle wrong but still funny.

And Nice thread. And don't forget to put the trophies for God Of War Collection if it gets leaked.

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