Everything you are about to read is true.
If you go about it this way you too can get Uncharted 2 for $28.95 - Game Retails for 63.95 with tax at ToysRUs US.
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First: you need to be broke. Check
Second: you need a $20.00 Toys R US Gift Card. Check
Third: you will need to ask your 10 year old Son for $10.00. -----
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Dad: Son go in on Uncharted 2 with me.
Son: I'm telling mom
Dad: whaaa? why
Son: because she said you can't buy anymore games for a few months
Dad: #$@#^%@ wtf.. you know how many times I've covered for you, help me out.
Son: Like when?
Dad: ....
.... Come on it's a cool game.
Son: hahahahaha.... nope
Dad: Fine I'll just tell mom you watched Toxic Avenger on Netflix
Son: I watched it on your 360, she won't believe you
Dad: 
......
Son: 
Dad: I'll let you play it first
Son: Ok but I want $15 back
Dad: Ok fine (someones getting skimped on their allowance for a couple weeks)
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Third: Once again ask your Son for $10. Check
Fourth: sneak into your wife's purse and take your debit card that your wife took from you so you won't buy any more games. Check
Fifth: while your in your wife's purse take a $5.00 bill out of the side pocket were she keeps emergency cash (QUICK HERE SHE COMES). Check
Now drive your pathetic ass to Toys R Us and pay the clerk with your ($20.00 Gift Card, $10.00 Cash From Son, $5.00 that was just sitting there, and $28.95 from your debit card)
On your way home, cry like a woman and wallow in self pity 
for what you had to do to buy a video game.
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Updated:
So finally I told me wife I got the game..
in the doctors office now, they said as soon as the X-rays are developed, they will have a better idea on how to get the gamebox out of my ass..
PS4 Preordered - 06/11/2013 @09:30am
XBox One Preordered - 06/19/2013 @07:57pm
"I don't trust #XboxOne & #Kinect 2.0, it's always connected" as you tweet from your smartphone - irony 0_o
