I didnt know how to title this but ill give you example
I was playing RE5 with my Friend who ill refer to Allan. This = spoiler
So were traveling thru the cave and he picks up the flash light,and were walking, some guys are behind him,he says
Alan "shoot these guys behind me before they kill me"
Garnett" Bullshit shoot them"
Alan "I got the dam flash light,i cant shoot them"
Garnett "No bullshit excuses asshole, Alan Wake did it,you can to "
Needless to say he died. lol
Something like that, they dont have to be real but they have to be funny!










