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I didnt know how to title this but ill give you example

 

I was playing RE5 with my Friend who ill refer to Allan. This = spoiler

 

So were traveling thru the cave and he picks up the flash light,and were walking, some guys are behind him,he says

Alan "shoot these guys behind me before they kill me"

Garnett" Bullshit shoot them"

Alan "I got the dam flash light,i cant shoot them"

Garnett "No bullshit excuses asshole, Alan Wake did it,you can to "

 

Needless to say he died. lol

 

 

Something like that, they dont have to be real but they have to be funny!