PS3 does not do everything. My floor aren't vaccuummed and my dishes aren't washed. And I haven't got the food for days!! I am going to die if it doesn't give me food soon...

I think you just don't know how to use it - the PS3 can clearly give you food. It is a grill, after all.

and it doesn't play ps2 games the 1 thing you'd expected it to do

LOL, looks like someone forgot to read the fine print

Obviously the PS3 didn't teach you good grammar. Or maybe that's just you.

It doesn't play HDDVD. I want my money back.

It does do everything. It just doesn't want to.

i would buy one if it grew legal tender,

heck if all i had to do to keep it growing all the money i need to live on and have fun was not buy MS games, id abandon ms.... that much free money could make a few changes 

The PS3 obvouisly didn't teach you how to spell.

That is the correct way to spell obviously,  unlike your attempt at it