What? I'm a major arsehole.
Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita
Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte
Sugu yoko de waratteita
Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo
I will never leave you
| angrypoolman said: hey guys whats up, its the angrypoolmanz here for you today and i got a series of queschins that i want you guys to answer. 1. You have to choose your life as it is right now. nothing will get any better, nothing will get any worse. you will maintain the current level of quality in your life for the remainder of your life. or you will become president of the united states of america, but you will be assassinated one year before your term ends. which do you choose? A. life now, because after my untimly death the media would find out that I wasn't native to the US and create the biggest scandle scine Watergate. 2. would you rather be the greatest genius on earth, but never appreciated in your own lifetime or considered a genius within your own lifetime, but thought of as a mediocre hack after you died? A. genius now, I am more then cabpable of knowing my worth without outside reinforcement. 3. would you rather have a sexual partner who was great in bed, but was so ugly that they were somewhat of a social embarrasment, or would you rather have a lovely sexual partner who happened to be completely terrible in bed, but made people terribly envious of you? A. option 1, because while bad sex is better then no sex at all, amizing mind blowing sex with a skilled partner is.... well mind blowing. besides everybody beautiful in the dark. 4. would you rather be the lead singer of an extremely popular but mediocre rock band, or would you rather be the greatest poet who ever lived with a small but dedicated fanbase? A. The poet, i coudn't handle the lime light and as much as i liked Kurt, i have no desire to burn out rather then fade away. 5. you are presented with two doors, but three options. option number one is to open the first door, option number two is to open the second door, option number three is to walk away. behind one door, there is fame, fortune, and fulfillment of all your dreams, and behind the other door is an axe wielding maniac who will chop you to pieces the second you open the door. you dont know which of these things is behind which door. do you choose to open one of these doors or do you choose to walk away? A. Flip a coin, open a door and hope for the best, an ax weilding psyco has to beat the cancer that is proably waiting for in in the next 30 years. 6. if by killing yourself, all your enemies will be destroyed as well, would you kill yourself? A. goodbye my friends, I gotta lower the worlds asshole count ;) 7. if you had to take a long road trip with either a vietnam vet with a bad temper who had a gun on his person at all times, or a conservatvie christian who quietly judged everything you did, what would you choose and why? A. Gotta play the odds and go the the Nam vet. With the vet i have a fair chance of winding up dead or in the hospital, with the christian i have a excellent chance of going to jail for assult/ murder. 8. if you could obtain immortality by stomping a little girl's pet kitten to death before her crying eyes every christmas eve, would you do it? A. No, Queen said it best, " who want's to live forever?" 9. if you loved someone with all of your heart and they hated everything about you, would you take ten years off of their life if it meant that they would love you in return? A. Punish somebody i love so i could be rewarded? lets just say no and move on 10. if you died and went to hell, and found that it is every bit as horrible as the christians make it out to be, eternal fire, eternal suffering, eternal pain; but the devil offered you a deal. he said that for every soul on earth that you could tempt towards damnation, you will experience a one year reprieve from the agony of eternal hellfire, would you take his deal? A. As long as i ge to chose my victems, sure, why not make the best out a bad situation by bringing a few more people in that deserve it. so there they are. im looking forward to your answers, i need something to lol at. |
1.
My life as it is.
2.
Appreciated once I'm dead.
3.
pretty chick. I can cheat on her with someone better in bed.
4.
Greatest poet to ever live.
5.
Walk away, I'm already the greatest poet to ever live.
6.
No, whats the point in killing all your enemies if you don't stand to benefit from it?
7.
Vietnam vet
8.
Stomp the kitten infront of the girl.
9.
No
10.
Hells to the yeah!
Words Of Wisdom said:
Technically immortality means you live forever so being able to obtain it every Xmas just means that you don't have to decide immediately, but once you do you've got it forever. |
If you go to jail, then how would you be able to stomp the cat every christmas?!
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c03n3nj0 said:
If you go to jail, then how would you be able to stomp the cat every christmas?! |
You don't have to. You have to stomp a kitten to obtain immortality, not maintain it.
1) I'm split on this one, maybe president if I get 7 years out of it. I'd be old anyway.
2) Unappreciated Genius of course.
3) The hot one. Come on how you can be bad at sex when you have missionary and doggystyle to fall back on?
4) Lead singer.
5) Walk away.
6) If all my enemies die when i die then they can't kiss my ass when they come to my funeral, so no.
7) Conservative Christian definately. By the time our trip is through he will have been thoroughly annoyed by my blasphemy.
8) How is this a moral issues? How do you guys spend christmas? The only difference for me would be the immortality.
9) No.
10) No. It will only seem like an eternity.
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| angrypoolman said: hey guys whats up, its the angrypoolmanz here for you today and i got a series of queschins that i want you guys to answer. 1. You have to choose your life as it is right now. nothing will get any better, nothing will get any worse. you will maintain the current level of quality in your life for the remainder of your life. or you will become president of the united states of america, but you will be assassinated one year before your term ends. which do you choose? LIFE NOW 2. would you rather be the greatest genius on earth, but never appreciated in your own lifetime or considered a genius within your own lifetime, but thought of as a mediocre hack after you died? greatEST GENIUS ON EARTH 3. would you rather have a sexual partner who was great in bed, but was so ugly that they were somewhat of a social embarrasment, or would you rather have a lovely sexual partner who happened to be completely terrible in bed, but made people terribly envious of you? THE LATTER 4. would you rather be the lead singer of an extremely popular but mediocre rock band, or would you rather be the greatest poet who ever lived with a small but dedicated fanbase? POET 5. you are presented with two doors, but three options. option number one is to open the first door, option number two is to open the second door, option number three is to walk away. behind one door, there is fame, fortune, and fulfillment of all your dreams, and behind the other door is an axe wielding maniac who will chop you to pieces the second you open the door. you dont know which of these things is behind which door. do you choose to open one of these doors or do you choose to walk away? PICK A DOOR, PREFERABLY THE DOOR WITH FAME FORTUNE AND FULFILLMENT 6. if by killing yourself, all your enemies will be destroyed as well, would you kill yourself? NO 7. if you had to take a long road trip with either a vietnam vet with a bad temper who had a gun on his person at all times, or a conservatvie christian who quietly judged everything you did, what would you choose and why? CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN 8. if you could obtain immortality by stomping a little girl's pet kitten to death before her crying eyes every christmas eve, would you do it? UH...NO....PORR KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!! 9. if you loved someone with all of your heart and they hated everything about you, would you take ten years off of their life if it meant that they would love you in return? YES LOL 10. if you died and went to hell, and found that it is every bit as horrible as the christians make it out to be, eternal fire, eternal suffering, eternal pain; but the devil offered you a deal. he said that for every soul on earth that you could tempt towards damnation, you will experience a one year reprieve from the agony of eternal hellfire, would you take his deal? HELL YEA! ANYTHING TO GET MY ASS OUTTA THE FIRERY DEPTHS OF HELL so there they are. im looking forward to your answers, i need something to lol at. |
1. You have to choose your life as it is right now. nothing will get any better, nothing will get any worse. you will maintain the current level of quality in your life for the remainder of your life. or you will become president of the united states of america, but you will be assassinated one year before your term ends. which do you choose?
As it is. I like life as it is, and what would I do as president?
2. would you rather be the greatest genius on earth, but never appreciated in your own lifetime or considered a genius within your own lifetime, but thought of as a mediocre hack after you died?
Never appreciated. I'm a more isolated person.
3. would you rather have a sexual partner who was great in bed, but was so ugly that they were somewhat of a social embarrasment, or would you rather have a lovely sexual partner who happened to be completely terrible in bed, but made people terribly envious of you?
Lovely. You look at the face more in a relationship, despite what you've heard before.
4. would you rather be the lead singer of an extremely popular but mediocre rock band, or would you rather be the greatest poet who ever lived with a small but dedicated fanbase?
*Imagines Jonas Brothers* Poet
5. you are presented with two doors, but three options. option number one is to open the first door, option number two is to open the second door, option number three is to walk away. behind one door, there is fame, fortune, and fulfillment of all your dreams, and behind the other door is an axe wielding maniac who will chop you to pieces the second you open the door. you dont know which of these things is behind which door. do you choose to open one of these doors or do you choose to walk away?
Walk away. I don't have the best of luck.
6. if by killing yourself, all your enemies will be destroyed as well, would you kill yourself?
No enemies for me.
7. if you had to take a long road trip with either a vietnam vet with a bad temper who had a gun on his person at all times, or a conservatvie christian who quietly judged everything you did, what would you choose and why?
Vietnam Vet. The Conservative Christian you described is too stereotypical (although the vet is, too), and those types are not "real" christians.
8. if you could obtain immortality by stomping a little girl's pet kitten to death before her crying eyes every christmas eve, would you do it?
Heck no! A heart of stone would not be part of my ideal immortal life
9. if you loved someone with all of your heart and they hated everything about you, would you take ten years off of their life if it meant that they would love you in return?
No, it wouldn't be real love if you made it magically true.
10. if you died and went to hell, and found that it is every bit as horrible as the christians make it out to be, eternal fire, eternal suffering, eternal pain; but the devil offered you a deal. he said that for every soul on earth that you could tempt towards damnation, you will experience a one year reprieve from the agony of eternal hellfire, would you take his deal? so there they are. im looking forward to your answers, i need something to lol at.
I'm a Christian, so I avoid devil. :P
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