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c03n3nj0 said:
Words Of Wisdom said:
Slimebeast said:
mesoteto said:

 


8. if you could obtain immortality by stomping a little girl's pet kitten to death before her crying eyes every Christmas eve, would you do it?


At first I was going to say no, b/c doing this surly will eventually land you in jail. then I figured that over the course of the years I would have to just move to a society where this behavior is not a crime…blam immortality with out the strings. I could even start a faith that will obtain little girls for me to stomp kittens in front of

lol so the risk of ending up in jail, that was your initial thought? You nasty.

What about the poor girl and kitten - you'd have to destroy one of each for one single year of extra life! (the girl mentally, the kitten literally) 

Technically immortality means you live forever so being able to obtain it every Xmas just means that you don't have to decide immediately, but once you do you've got it forever.

If you go to jail, then how would you be able to stomp the cat every christmas?!

You don't have to.  You have to stomp a kitten to obtain immortality, not maintain it.