I setup call centers for a living, and know that 9 times out of 10 the person you're talking to on the phone is reading from a script, if you're not asking a basic question, you are usually transferred, or you fill out a ticket and wait for an engineer to look at it.

RROD is a pretty common problem, so I thought it would be easy to find out what my error code means on the internet, when I didn't find my answer (technically I did, but I didn't know it), I thought I'd ask here. 

If it was something like a question about my insurance policy, I would've called first.

Yep, it's actually broken, I tried disconn./reconn. too but no help.  It turns out that it's not the bottom 2 lights, it's the left 2, so overheated.  It's been like this for a while and the error comes up right away, I don't get any picture on my screen.

I'm going to call MS to see if they'll fix it, if not, I'll try it myself, I'm decent with electronics, fixed my PS2 and modded my original xbox, so if it's something that can be done myself I'll take a crack at it before buying a new one.

Also, thanks to everyone who responded, even the sarcastic ones :)

Not the smartest tool in the box to assume that the error codes faq assumed you had your 360 standing up. lol :)

The faq's assume it's standing up, not me.  I thought it would be flat (horizontal), the way most 360's sit.

It's weird that your lights actually don't change depending on why way the console is sitting.

I know that if you have a 360 running with a controller hooked up (wireless or wired) and change the way the console is sitting the lights will move to the correct position according to how you have it sitting.

the pwer plug isnt in right

I didn't know that!  I just tried on my 360, and when it's laying down I get the bottom 2 lights flashing, when it's standing up, I get 3 lights!

Like this:

Flat

/  \

\  /

Standing

/  \

\  /

I think Haxxiy was right, one of the lights is burned out or broken, I should've been seeing 3 red lights.  This makes a lot more sense now.

Also, I guess the faqs don't assume it's flat or upright, it shouldn't matter.

lol now that is interesting that one of the lights is burned out. I guess that would explain why after several hours now you're still getting the two red leights (when laid on its side).