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Orca_Azure said:
Pyro as Bill said:
Oh hear comes the 'S' Defence Force to tell us how great 'S' is. Well 'Z' might be in last place for now but I wouldn't count it out just yet.

It's "defense" not defence. De fence is what keeps people out of your house

My mistake, I was using the English language and not the.... oh wait...... do you even have your own language?



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Don't Play Stationary 4 ever. Switch!

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Pyro as Bill said:
Orca_Azure said:
Pyro as Bill said:
Oh hear comes the 'S' Defence Force to tell us how great 'S' is. Well 'Z' might be in last place for now but I wouldn't count it out just yet.

It's "defense" not defence. De fence is what keeps people out of your house

My mistake, I was using the English language and not the.... oh wait...... do you even have your own language?

I guezz I zpeak the American dialect of englizh. I do remember that defenze iz zpelled differently in England.



Z is just zo Zexy!
Wait, it just sounds like a fake French accent :(



Yet, today, America's leaders are reenacting every folly that brought these great powers [Russia, Germany, and Japan] to ruin -- from arrogance and hubris, to assertions of global hegemony, to imperial overstretch, to trumpeting new 'crusades,' to handing out war guarantees to regions and countries where Americans have never fought before. We are piling up the kind of commitments that produced the greatest disasters of the twentieth century.
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I agree, it'z time to take action and ztart zpeaking like real zpeakerz.





Now that'z juzt ridiculouz.



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Breaking News!

The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which
was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's
government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and
has accepted a five year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour
of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less
letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like
"fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of
the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.

By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer
kombinations of leters. After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a realy sensibl
riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it
ezi to understand each ozer

ZE DREAM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!




go to spain and you see.