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Granted, but you are stuck in a room and the oxygen is running out, you have no food or water, and the door is right in front of you and unlocked, but you have no hands to open it with. It's too high to reach with your feet.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Twix bars which I could eat without any harm befalling me which could not be stolen and I could access the stockpile from anywhere.



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Granted, but they all taste horrible.

I wish mosquitoes didn't exist.



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

Granted, but an evil alien race bent on killing us all comes to Earth, and they can only be stopped by mosquitoes- being within 10000000000km of a mosquito kills them.

I wish I could get free games legally.



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You can't.

I wish things were like something.



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

Granted, but then you are eaten by a massive rabid alligator.

I wish I could breathe water.



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Well, too bad.

I wish this were that.



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

Granted, but YOU EXPLODE.

I wish you would stop ruining the thread



(Former) Lead Moderator and (Eternal) VGC Detective

Granted, yet I continue.

I wish 3 equaled 4.



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

Granted, but then there would be a paradox and you would implode.

I wish I had a rhino.



(Former) Lead Moderator and (Eternal) VGC Detective

granted, but the rhino has no legs.

i wish my family wasn't so messed up >.



Highwaystar101 said: trashleg said that if I didn't pay back the money she leant me, she would come round and break my legs... That's why people call her trashleg, because she trashes the legs of the people she loan sharks money to.