granted. but it had no fur

I wish for ps3 lol

Granted. It turns into a ZOMG ANIME ROBOT-SU!

I wish for one strand of human hair taken from the scalp.

Granted, but you have to eat it.

I wish for a piece of cheese.

Granted, but you can't eat it and it rots.

I wish I was dead and wouldn't become a zombie and since I don't believe in heaven or hell, what can you do to corrupt it? Making me alive is very nice!

Granted, but you are reincarnated as a mosquito.

I wish I had a billion dollars, which I could spend on anything.

Granted. The billion dollars is taxed 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999% and you are left with a penny.

I wish I was bald.

Granted, but the sun is particularly strong one day and you die of heatstroke.

I wish I was a Moderator on VGC.

Granted, but you accidentally perma-ban yourself.

I wish that the world would be happy forever.

Granted, but then the universe and time would end after five seconds.

I wish I had a gaming computer, which wouldn't fail, and would keep upgrading itself to stay modern, and would not blow up, and only I could use it, and I wouldn't lose it, and no harm would befall it, and it could play every game ever made.

Granted, but it upgrades so quickly it doesn't need you and goes into hyperspace.

I wish I didn't have hands.