Granted, but he is assasinated so Sarah Palin takes over.

I wish to never be hungry again.

Granted instead of being hungry your stomachs always full and you can't eat.

I wish I had superpowers

Granted. You gain the ability to turn into a large pie and are then eaten by a giant blueberry named Elmer.

I wish pokemon were real.

Granted, but you are devoured by Charizard.

I wish I was 42.

granted but your fat and bald with joint problems and a smoking habit.

I wish we had real universal healthcare in the US instead of the public option bull we're probably going to get.

Granted, but you die one day before it is introduced.

I wish that VGChartz was the most respected and viewed gaming site in the world.

Wish denied it already is.

I wish I could fly

granted, but you fly to close to the sun and burn

I wish I have a psp go

You buy your PSP Go only to find out the PSN has been taken down immediately after you opened it and the store you bought it from refuses to take it back.

I wish I had a backscratcher, my back itches.

Granted, you could rip the skin off and die

I wish i was 7" tall