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gameover on 30 June 2009

The man said it by himself he needed time to learn how to move around in conduit
what did he say? 30 minutes to adjust? i bet he played the game for 30 minutes in total
its at least funny that people who can't even hold a wiimote are reviewing wii games!
even my sister learned to play this game IMMEDIATELY and owned at it
yeah professional reviewers my ass!!!
find a real job like delivering pizzas or smth
is way more honest and productive than saying lies to thousands that read your stupid reviews
The conduit is an OK 7-8/10 game anything less is hyperbiased
ok i could eat a 6 if a site was extremely negative on wii but a 4? no way
they need attention that's all



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Roma on 30 June 2009
vaio said:
Roma said:
vaio said:
Roma said:
vaio said:
Roma said:
Lol ever since that guy reviewed Zelda and gave it a score it clearly did not deserve I stopped visiting their site.

why visit an unprofessional site?

lol vaio your up late as well :P

Yup, my all seing eye told me a bad conduit review was on its way to VGC so i couldnt sleep untill I read it.

You need that to see? I can actually feel them coming ;)

Oh thats what that bubbly feeling i get is, never knew that now i can sell my all seing eye you wanna buy it?

I sold mine some time ago. But I’ve got an idea; why not give it to a blind Wii hater like say the reviewer? Just say it will make HD games super HD? :P

You are a genious, I will give it to him for free and maybe it will show him the way to the light. You just made me a humanitarian.

That’s the spirit ;) if we don’t do anything to help people who will?



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DrFoamy on 30 June 2009
_RKO_ said:
Shanobi said:
RolStoppable said:
LOL at that video. I didn't think it would be possible to suck that hard at a game.

And yet, he does.


I think he has blubber on the brain.

So because he gave your new favorite game a low score, that gives you the right to make fun of him?

 

Grow up.

The fact that he is fat and lazy gives them the right to make fun of him... no, wait, I meant to say the first amendment.

 

I used to be fat, and I wasn't that pathetic. You know that there used to be a photo of him on the front page of Gamespot wearing a Michael Vick jersey. Try not to find humor in that.

 

 



noname2200 on 30 June 2009
vaio said:
noname2200 said:

Poor hardcore; because motion controls require a modicum of real-life coordination, it seems the Wii really is going to be the Death of Hardcore Gaming. I weep for those unable to exercise basic control over their own extremities...although we finally have an answer to the life-long riddle of "how many hardcore does it take to do surgery on Easy?"

all of them?

Apparently it's only two, but reports say it was a damned close call.



Aj_habfan on 01 July 2009

This guy is still around? Never liked him.



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9Chiba on 01 July 2009

omg some nobody from a site ive never heard of till now gave the conduit a bad review. i should return my copy immediately.



trestres on 01 July 2009

9chiba, looks like you are new to the videogaming world. That guy Gerstmann was involved in a big scandal with Gamespot.



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NightDragon83 on 01 July 2009

Can't we all agree that The Conduit is just an average FPS with exceptional controls and the distinction of being one of the few (good) online games for the Wii... now everyone stop whining about the reviews and just enjoy the game for what it is!



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9Chiba on 01 July 2009
trestres said:
9chiba, looks like you are new to the videogaming world. That guy Gerstmann was involved in a big scandal with Gamespot.

not the videogaming world, but journalist one, maybe



silentmac on 01 July 2009
Roma said:
vaio said:
Roma said:
vaio said:
Roma said:
Lol ever since that guy reviewed Zelda and gave it a score it clearly did not deserve I stopped visiting their site.

why visit an unprofessional site?

lol vaio your up late as well :P

Yup, my all seing eye told me a bad conduit review was on its way to VGC so i couldnt sleep untill I read it.

You need that to see? I can actually feel them coming ;)

Oh thats what that bubbly feeling i get is, never knew that now i can sell my all seing eye you wanna buy it?

I sold mine some time ago. But I’ve got an idea; why not give it to a blind Wii hater like say the reviewer? Just say it will make HD games super HD? :P

Oh no this isn't about Gerstmann giving 1 game a bad review.  He has a history of being a blow hard.

A few examples I know of are:

Excite Truck - 68

Scarface Wii - 58

Twilight Princess - 88 (I think this isn't too bad but seriously is any Zelda title not at least a 9.0?)

Warioware Smooth Moves-91 (Seriously, better than Twilight Princess?)

Tony Hawk 3 - 10 Seriously WTF?  I mean it was good but seriously it was a skating game...

 Despite people running to his defense because of the way he was fired from GameSpot, he was always a terrible reviewer who is nit-picky to the extreme and writes sloppy, poorly written reviews.



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