Sonic not on Sega systems is blasphemous lol.......lol. But seriously.

Wow, that's great. I'm really excited about this.

Haven't you heard about this?
http://www.technologyreview.com/NanoTech/wtr_16326,303,p1.html

Or they could use this
http://www.danaquarium.com/article.php?story=20050218182306134
for no more than 20mins a day.
There's loads of new tech being developed especially in batteries but they wont be available for use for a good few years so that still leaves SEGA with the same power problems for this made up handheld.

Also, it cures AIDS and can give you a blowjob, right?

I doubt this very much.

BS much?

Could this be the new Action Gamemaster?

I wonder....

(See Active Enterprises, lol)

As said by Penn and Teller(Well Penn really...) BULLSHIT!!!

does it come with a back pack so you can carry the GPU?

^ you mean like a proton pack?
It seems it needs a power supply with a half life of 5000 years to get this working.