Squilliam said:
Kantor said: A few things to notice:
1) Fat Princess didn't win Best Downloadable game! 
2) Uncharted 2 won pretty much everything.
3) The "surprise" wasn't really a surprise at all. Hello, $40 loss...
4) Tekken lost. Again.
5) No Platformer category? The 360 had one. |
1. The IGN PS3 team is overweight and they don't want to be reminded... had it been on the 360 it would have been a different story.
2. Uncharted 2 is better than pretty much everything, interesting though that MAG didn't get the multiplayer award. I was looking for it to be big so thats disapointing but I can manage if I can think of something insulting about MM.
3. The PS3 slim/price cut is coming... people just got their hopes up. Perhaps the IGN PS3 thought it would be a watershed moment for their own weight loss.
4. I cannot say why... Its an uber titan of the fighting variety. Perhaps its not as good as the previous titles?
5. You're just jealous. ADMIT IT!!!!
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1) But then they should love Fat Princess! Haven't you seen that episode of Family Guy where Lois becomes really fat, and Peter becomes more attracted to her?
2) Well, MM can have "multiple players" at once 
3) Wouldn't it make them uncomfortable, gaming on a console so much thinner than them? They would become anorexic.
4) Or maybe IGN just loves the letters "XII"- Look at Final Fantasy XII.
5) Maybe the PS team is too fat to jump, so platformers make them feel bad.