For all you trollers of Nintendo, you've got to stay up with the times.  You can't go about presenting the same arguments over and over.  So, without further adue, here is my visual aid to understanding Nintendo Trolling 2.0:

As you can see, this new style of trolling forgoes the old "waggle" and "casual" strategies in an attempt to come off as more sophisticated.  It all revolves around software.  It depends on the fact that, while Nintendo might answer two of these arguments at once, they will never answer all three, leaving you with something to complain about continuously.  Have they just announced the most awesome IP ever, and a new Zelda?  Complain about how Zelda is just like every other Zelda and how Nintendo never innovates.  Have they just announced Super Mario Galaxy 2 and Metroid: The Other M?  Complain about Nintendo never releasing any new IPs.  The plan is practically fool-proof.  And should Nintendo ever somehow manage to address all three arguments, you can always fall back on attempting to fill out your Wii Bingo board.

Full of win haha.

Sadly this is true. Whatever, if people want to blindly hate some of the greatest games out there, go ahead and be stupid. Meanwhile I'll be enjoying the best of all three consoles.

I don't get how telling the truth is trolling.

Who wants to bump The Wii Bingo Board?

hehe at the moment it's the new IP thing

Stupid people.. Look at the most anticipated for the other consoles.. Modern Warfare 2, Halo 3: ODST, Assassins Creed 2, Forza 3, GT5, Uncharted 2, Splinter Cell 'insert number here', God of War 3, FF13, FF14, MGS who knows what..

I mean really, who cares? People quite clearly want sequels to games they KNOW are quality so whats the big deal? The others are null and void, I see innovation in all Nintendo's classic franchises and Punch-Out!! and Sin and Punishment 2 tell me they aren't ignoring the classics.

Exactly. They hate on Wii because of all the shit and yet it's their console that has sequel after sequel after sequel.

Trolling is the circle of life. Watch this video, it will make you feel better.

So if I were to say, NATAl and the purple wand are utter pieces of garbage, that won't come close to fulfilling the dreams of the Sony and MS fanboys, and will be lucky to sell half a million each and will be utter financial failures for Sony and MS, you won't consider it trolling because i'm telling the truth?