For all you trollers of Nintendo, you've got to stay up with the times. You can't go about presenting the same arguments over and over. So, without further adue, here is my visual aid to understanding Nintendo Trolling 2.0:
As you can see, this new style of trolling forgoes the old "waggle" and "casual" strategies in an attempt to come off as more sophisticated. It all revolves around software. It depends on the fact that, while Nintendo might answer two of these arguments at once, they will never answer all three, leaving you with something to complain about continuously. Have they just announced the most awesome IP ever, and a new Zelda? Complain about how Zelda is just like every other Zelda and how Nintendo never innovates. Have they just announced Super Mario Galaxy 2 and Metroid: The Other M? Complain about Nintendo never releasing any new IPs. The plan is practically fool-proof. And should Nintendo ever somehow manage to address all three arguments, you can always fall back on attempting to fill out your Wii Bingo board.
