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Galaki on 18 May 2009

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Fish found in boy's penis

September 16, 2008 12:00am

A 2cm long fish apparently found it's way into the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case.

The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.

Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explained: "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms."

After detecting the fish in the boy's bladder, Vezhaventhan and Jeyaraman used a technique known as cystourethroscopy to insert a special set of forceps down the patient's penis. Unfortunately, the fish was just too slippery to grip, so they resorted to using a rigid ureteroscope with a tool attached that is normally used for removing bladder stones.

The fish the urologists removed, which Practical Fishkeeping believes to be a small member of the Betta genus, measured 2cm long and 1.5cm wide.

He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma.

Old news, but WTF?! This can't be real, can it?



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highwaystar101 on 18 May 2009

I highly doubt the fish juyst "fell" into his penis. Come on, he put up there through pure boredom.



hsrob on 18 May 2009

Was talking to a friend of mine who worked in a general practice. She had seen a patient admitted to emergency who had inserted a skink in his penis. Apparently he liked the wriggling, but then couldn't get it to come out.

So to answer your question, yes, i think it's real but like highwaystar i doubt that it was accidental.



Aj_habfan on 18 May 2009

AIieeee, I was squirming and hair pulling so much through that article. Poor son of a bitch...



highwaystar101 on 18 May 2009
hsrob said:

Was talking to a friend of mine who worked in a general practice. She had seen a patient admitted to emergency who had inserted a skink in his penis. Apparently he liked the wriggling, but then couldn't get it to come out.

So to answer your question, yes, i think it's real but like highwaystar i doubt that it was accidental.

Pfft, that's nothing.

My girlfriend is a doctor and she works with a surgeon. This guy loves to tell horror stories about things he has seen in surgery (he doesn't mention names and stuff so it's all legal lol). Anyway, the one day he told me about when he was called up as a surgical consault for a man who had shoved a spoon handle up his urethra. He was just sitting there with the end of a spoon sticking out of his penis. Anyway, they thought they were going to have to do surgery because it had lodged and wouldn't come out as the end of the handle was larger at the tip.

horrible story.

 



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Galaki on 18 May 2009

Surely, the spoon fell and accidentally went upward his...



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DaveD on 18 May 2009

...ow



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hsrob on 18 May 2009
highwaystar101 said:
hsrob said:

Was talking to a friend of mine who worked in a general practice. She had seen a patient admitted to emergency who had inserted a skink in his penis. Apparently he liked the wriggling, but then couldn't get it to come out.

So to answer your question, yes, i think it's real but like highwaystar i doubt that it was accidental.

Pfft, that's nothing.

My girlfriend is a doctor and she works with a surgeon. This guy loves to tell horror stories about things he has seen in surgery (he doesn't mention names and stuff so it's all legal lol). Anyway, the one day he told me about when he was called up as a surgical consault for a man who had shoved a spoon handle up his urethra. He was just sitting there with the end of a spoon sticking out of his penis. Anyway, they thought they were going to have to do surgery because it had lodged and wouldn't come out as the end of the handle was larger at the tip.

horrible story.

 

Trust me i can top that but i was just sticking with the animal theme;)  Just imagine the excuse "i fell on the lemon" and how the words "razor blade", "urethra" and the number 12 could all be used in one sentence.