Fish in your penis

[hsrob]

highwaystar101 said:

hsrob said:

Was talking to a friend of mine who worked in a general practice. She had seen a patient admitted to emergency who had inserted a skink in his penis. Apparently he liked the wriggling, but then couldn't get it to come out.

So to answer your question, yes, i think it's real but like highwaystar i doubt that it was accidental.

Pfft, that's nothing.

My girlfriend is a doctor and she works with a surgeon. This guy loves to tell horror stories about things he has seen in surgery (he doesn't mention names and stuff so it's all legal lol). Anyway, the one day he told me about when he was called up as a surgical consault for a man who had shoved a spoon handle up his urethra. He was just sitting there with the end of a spoon sticking out of his penis. Anyway, they thought they were going to have to do surgery because it had lodged and wouldn't come out as the end of the handle was larger at the tip.

horrible story.

 

Trust me i can top that but i was just sticking with the animal theme;)  Just imagine the excuse "i fell on the lemon" and how the words "razor blade", "urethra" and the number 12 could all be used in one sentence.