The provoker.

This guy will try anything to get into a fight. He might be the guy bumping into you at the ticket line, or even try to cut it. He'll be the one directing insults in evert direction and will jump on every opportunity to harass someone hoping for a fight.

Mind you, he will never try to fight someone larger.

This person can be found everywhere (bars, pubs and dances you can find them the most) but cinema's are no exception.

I think I've had almost all of these problems mentioned at a movie theater.

Those people who never shut the hell up and scream at the screen in their fancy lingo no one understands and you can't even see them becuase the theater is so damn dark..... Narrators yeah thats it.

That annoying jerk who thought Sisko was the best captain during my increasingly annoying Picard vs Kirk debate in the middle of the star trek movie. How dare he believe Sisko was the best captain!

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I mean, people who can't turn off their cellphones during movies. Both my Wife and my Brother do this and it annoys me to no end because every so often I'll get a bright light from the cellphone in my face as they text away. *sigh*

people who let babies vomit on you from above, or hit you with toys and then says "im sorry" and lets it happen

I've had this happen to me once, the person was a huge hypocrit. Pretty much wouldn't allow anyone ELSE to be noisy in the theatre. Everytime the group heard so much of a whisper coming from somewhere other than their group or the movie in general, they all did a giant.

SSHHHUUUUUSSSSSHHHH!!!

Eventually it got so annoying someone complained and they got kicked out.

I also worked in a theatre awhile back in my teens and I have stories... terrible, terrible stories.

People that sit next to me when there is an empty row in front, just fuck off!!

Sounds a lot like my friend, though his stories are terrible in a funny way.

Are you maybe offended because its the kind of thing you do? You know you should stop going to the cinema on your own XXain