I have a sense of humor, so I found this article funny. I'm not insecure about attacks on the Wii, and I don't view everything as attacks against games I don't play or like but will defend anyways.

Holy crap, when did the Wii develop sentience?

damn those are some crappy games! LOL i just laughed at that list of crappy games!

I wish thre was a "Wii're, gonna paint that wagon" game.

Someone should just make a game where you go nuts with a firehose.

You can take the firehose to the bank, to the park, to the beach, to an amusement park, to the opera, to a music festival, to a supermarket, to a hospital, and a bunch of other areas.

I'll leave it up to them to decide how to keep score and handle multiplayer. If it had good physics and environments and was cheap on WiiWare, I'd buy the hell out of it. Nothing like hosing down the whole community, especially at the opera.

Funny thing is....these are the types of games that sell millions on the Wii....while MadWorld didn't even break 100k....

Interesting that you introduced two pieces of information and both are false. In fact, you could have quickly verified both of them using this very site.

MadWorld is most definitely over 100k (by more than 50%, in fact), and very few of the games mentioned are actually million sellers, let alone multimillion sellers. Some of the "types" had no million sellers at all.

Your points aren't too important, but your stating statistics without any concern for whether they are true irritates me.

According to the NPD, no it hasn't (I know the NPD only accounts for America, but that's what I was referencing). And for the rest, all I have to say is.....Carnival Games

Haha, they actually go so far to make a game where you ONLY chop trees?