First of all, as Signalstar already pointed out, your story wasn't funny at all. lol.
Second of all, Brown recluse bites will turn into a hole over a 24 hour period and it could grow larger and larger. There was a guy I knew who had 6 feet of antibiotic string put into a hole he had. And there's a good chance you'll end up with a sizable scar.
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My residence two places ago had a huge brown recluse infestation. The infestation was so bad there and existed for so long that their small webs in the basement were networked over to a thickness of my arm in some places. Corners of the basement looked as if you could fall into the web and wrap yourself up. They stay dormant in the winter time and come out around March and won't go back into hibernation until September or October. They come out at night and hide in undisturbed places. People usually get bitten by clothes in their closet, spiders getting trapped in the bathtub, or rolling around in your sheets. They also live in trees outside and brush. So cutting tree and bush limbs that might be touching the house might help.
Usually if you have one in your house then you probably have a lot more in the walls. You should check your basement or attic to see if you see any more spiders because you could have an infestation and you should definitely catch one if you can for the doctors to verify what spider bit you.
They are nearly impossible to get rid of completely because they hide in cracks, but I put sticky traps along the walls, since they will feel against things most of the time when they move indoors, and under bedposts and would catch 7 spiders a day for a while. They would also be in the window seals and under sinks. We didn't see many other bugs at the place because the brown recluse spiders would kill them all, no other spiders either. I think the movie Arachnophobia was based on brown recluse spiders, but I'm pretty sure they used house spiders which look very similar but don't move as slowly and keep their legs closer to the ground.
I simply ended up moving because I would sleep in sweatpants, long sleeved shirts, and socks and toss and turn, looking around, at night from paranoia. One sticky trap that I had next to my bed caught a HUGE one heading straight for the bed. They usually move pretty slow and creepy unless disturbed and have eratic webbing. Their nests, located in dark isolated areas, are usually filled with baby exoskeletons because they will molt twice in their lifetimes. Adults "can" survive months without eating. The largest I saw with the legs stretched out was the size of my palm.
This is what you are looking for if a brown recluse...
All Brown (fiddle looking mark on torso)
or much lighter torso with dark grey abdomen. (again fiddle mark on torso)
Hope some of this helped.
