Here, click this link and look at the picture towards the top right and tell me it's still funny, unless this is a joke post or something.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrosis
Disclaimer: It's nasty.
I remember when I was a kid mowing lawns for extra money. A few houses down from mine there was a guy that always gave me a whopping $20 for mowing his patch of grass. The first time he walked out of his house there was a nasty bite on his leg that looked like the one in the picture, only a tad smaller. It took almost a YEAR for it to heal up, and even then it was quite the scar. So while rare, these bites do happen.
That's why I was asking you what your bite looked like.
Just saying... 
Person 1: Does Valkyria Chronicles have trophies?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Forget it. I'm not buying it.
Person 2: Wait! It's amazing! Unique, charming, drop dead gorgeous... Hello?
