Its time for a new series. A hard hitting and new brand of interview style which is sure to shock and entertain you. Watch as we turn the tables and the interviewer becomes the interviewee.
Squilliam: 
Kirby007: ah its you?!!!
Squilliam: Ya! Ok first question. When playing a game like Fallout or Fable, if your guy gets an STD what do you do?
Kirby007: I think I will take revenge by fucking the one who gave it.
What do you do when you die a million times on the same enemy?
Squilliam: First I cry... Then I get busy plotting revenge. Luckily for me Ninja Gaiden has an achievement for dying 100 times or more, so it made me feel better.
Alien or human? Which did you choose in Mass Effect and why? Also was it a lesbian or straight relationship?
Kirby007: ok I knew this question would come one day... well I will reveal my dirtiest and darkest secret I love round pink aliens with a happy smile.
did you get all the flags in AC?
Squilliam: I lent the game to my friend before finishing it. I really must get it back, thanks for reminding me.
Cliffy B once said he was a mega stud in the industry who could pick up boys if he wanted. What would you do if he pulled up outside your house and tooted the horn? What would you do if he pulled up outside Rolstoppables house instead?
Kirby007: Depends on which horn he tooted I'd probably say 2 him : keep making games.
Did you ever played a KP game? i want an honest A
Squilliam: I have not, but I was insanely jealous when I got a simpsons game for christmas and my brother got Mortal Kombat 1! ;_;
We all know the joke about being sexually attracted to a game/cartoon character. But have any game characters been sexually attracted to you?
Kirby007: Hmm yes my Mii and xbox live avatar
did you or did you not have sex with your usb stick?
Squilliam: Not exactly, but im glad that the new Wiimotes come with a condom.
Do you name the horse in Zelda? If so, what name do you give it? Personally I give the horse the name Maxwell because I enjoy riding and beating it.
Kirby007: No, i don't give a name i'm to lazy to thing of a name has it 2 do with more maxwellgt?
what do you think would be an more amazing game on the console Domino or Pictonary?
Squilliam: Its definately gotta be pictionary. Think of all the hot pictures you could draw. MaxwellGT needs to be beaten, I hope you agree.
What is the nature of your relationship with the Crazy Australian Rolstop-able?
Kirby007: He wants 2 pound butt and I hear quite often that I have a sexy ass, but nothing happend yet but it al depends on how drunk I will be.
Who do you wanna hit harder MM or Maxwell?
Squilliam: MM most definately. Im on a diet so the thought of MMs melting in my mouth and not in my hand is an extremely delightful thought. Mmmm chocolate.
I must confess I had a public penis incident or PPI. When I was walking my dog my zip came down and as I was walking along a busy path dozens of people had the opportunity to witness my goodies.
Have you ever stuck your finger in a dyke?
Kirby007: Hey my ex isn't that fat...
whats your record of non playing?
Squilliam: Almost 4 years. Thats how old I was roughly since conception before I found out about computer games. I am deeply ashamed it took me this long to start gaming.
Have you ever felt guilty about something you did in a video game?
Kirby007: killing a little sister is atleast one thing, but skipping classes in Bully also made me feel like a bad boy.
I hope you enjoyed it and thank you for taking the time to read it. 
Thanks to Kirby for taking the time to be interviewed. As this is the first pilot episode let me know what you think of it both good and bad, also if you want to be interviewed for next weeks segment post right up!
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