I could post one of mine, but my mate did something epically bad the other day.

He was in a bar when he noticed this girl eying him up. He's very pissed and she is fat and ugly. Anyway, for some reason he decides to go and chat her up. He talks to this girl and finds out it is her 21st birthday, Ok so she's defo up for a party then. Anyway, they kiss, they cuddle, they mess around in the toilets of the place until she asks if he wants to go back to her place a bit early (about 11PM). Now for some reason I can't explain, she calls her dad to get a lift back to her place.

Her dad picks up her and my mate, he's a big Scottish guy. So her dad takes them back to their house and by the time they get to her place my mate has sobered up and sees that she is a fat ugly 'bunny boiler'. When they get back she goes to bathroom (to slip into something more comfortable).

While she is in their my mate runs out of the house and all the way home. He ditched this girl on her 21st birthday... that is one of the worst things I have ever heard, but the guy is a legend anyway, but this just confirmed that he is an uber legend.

Oh, actually I just thought of something I did that is very bad.When I was about 16 I was dating an 18 year old. This girl was hot but as dumb as shit. She didn't understand a thing, the IQ equivalent to a glass of water. Anyway, one day she asks me who Michael Palin and John Cleese are. It was the straw that broke the camels back to be honest and that's why I dumped her. But to pretty much everyone else I dumped her for not knowing who Palin and Cleese were.

one time when i was 16 or 17 i was at this girl house with my bestfriend it was around midnight, we were watching a movie it was a bit cold so i told the girl (let's call her ninha)to come close to me to warm me up, i was laying on the couch(sofa), so she was on top of me(spooning but verticaly), then i pull up a blanket and put it over us then i start fingering her then her mom come's up and start talking to her , it was funny because i was style fingering her while she was talking.
my friend start laughing atferward, he told me later that her face was red


also i stole a lot of shit in my young age at staple's and i resold them for a nice profit, i would sold a pck of 50 cds for 20$, also we used to broke into people cars just for fun

I dont want to overload the server... Only thing I can say... I was a bad person.... I am a bad person...

Please GOD forgive me

elge i know what you did last summer!! does karen rings a bell

i did alot of stuff i regret alot...

1) one of them when i get mad, hurt, annoy , be an ass to people.
i really really dont like doing that even if the person is being mean to me

2) buying games that let me down to the point of hatred . Assasins creed (PS3) , NFS pro street (PS3) , Dead 2 Rights (Ps2) , Onechambra (Ps2) , Knights of the temple (PC) among others.

Well, I'm glad you feel that way blackstar.

Masturbate.But unlike the rest of the society I am going to quit.

A couple of years ago, I was riding down a country road late at night. A dog ran in front of my car and I splattered the hell out of him. I looked to the right, and an old lady was standing on the road side. I figure she was looking for her poor lost doggy and I ran him over right in front of her. I kept on going but I felt pretty bad about it.