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Gamerankings.com is back up and better then ever. To celebrate, here are the worst reviewed games (with at least 5 reviews) of this generation and the worst reviewed game (with at least 5 reviews) of all time.

wii:

ninjabread man: 17.00%

360:

yaris: 20.00%

DS:

Deal or No Deal: 20.93%

PS3: 

Go! Sports Ski: 31.20%

PSP:

Winx Club: Join the Club: 34.11%

And, the worst reviewed game ever....

PC:

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing: 3.83%

 

Join in, have you played any of these games? If not, what is the worst game you have ever played? Not looking for the game you were most disappointed with, just the straight up worst.



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WAT!? No ultimate Duck Hunting!?



Video no longer available...I'll look it up at GT.

Anyway, nice to see that every platform is represented :D



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I have played Yaris. And it deserves a lower score.



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only played Yaris from that list....and let me tell you, that 20% is critics being nice, seriously...



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Only heard of a few of those.

Can you say Superman 64?



I have played Big Rigs... Goddamn...



I actually have to try Big Rigs now.... that game is f**** hillarious XD



The game that has had the worst review I can think of is Triggerman.  Here is part of IGN's review: http://cube.ign.com/articles/557/557688p1.html

  • Its most advanced control maneuver is duck.

     

  • Its second advanced control maneuver is jump.

     

  • Aside from jumping and ducking, it features no other advanced control maneuvers.

     

  • Its AI spastically runs about.

     

  • Its AI courageously runs straight into streams of gunfire.

     

  • Its AI stands in place...indefinitely.

     

  • Its corpses vanish into the ether realm .05 seconds after death.

     

  • Its level design philosophy begins and ends with "angular brown."

     

  • Its characters resemble Cro-Magnon man's early attempts at a marionette.

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  • Its gunfire sounds as if bullets were being spat through the short-circuiting audio system of a decrepit subway.

     

  • Its instruction manual is a whopping eight pages of content and three pages of blank "Notes" fields.

     

  • Its brand of interactivity demands totally indestructible everything.

     

  • Its objectives often require the player to avoid being detected, but avoiding detection on the twentieth try is still nearly impossible.

     

  • Its unarmored enemies can take up to ten bullets to kill.

     

  • Its missions take three minutes to run through but one hour to complete, as a result of all the trial and error dying.

     

  • Its story is never more elaborate than, "Hey, me mobster. You also mobster. You shoot for me, okay?"

     

  • Its drab music often emulates that of an elevator, or mortuary, or elevated mortuary.

     

  • Its levels are spaced out into predictable sections, between each there lies health.

     

  • Its animation emulates GTA, all of the sloppy parts, anyway.

     

  • Its greatest technical achievement is the throwing knife cam (throwing knives can kill or do no damage at all, depending on what day it is).

     

  • Its ammo replenishment system is a giant box of "press X."

     

  • Its enemies use and drop shotguns, but they are apparently alien, since the player cannot use them.

     

  • Its art style forgoes actual textures in favor of vast expanses of blur.

     

  • Its idea of action implies extreme ammo conservation.

     

  • Its specific brand of longevity includes eight pointless missions and one promise: it will microwave up real pretty.

     

  • It's a game called Trigger Man -- a game that emphasizes knife use more than anything.



 

More love for 'Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing' (aka the worst game of all time)

gamestop video review (funnier):
http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/video/6086530/big-rigs-over-the-road-racing-video-review

youtube video review (more informational):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV-c3yneQF0

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