| madskillz said: I dunno about Canada, but if you cross the bridge in El Paso from Mexico, the BP agents have automatic machine guns. I wasn't flip with him. However, for the brave ones, here are 7 things to tell BP agents: 1. I killed them all, and I hope they burn in HELL! 2. I smell swine - got some BBQ sauce? 3. Nice weapon. At the al-qaida camp, we used the same weapons! 4. Even after a couple dozen doughnuts, you still fit nicely into your uniform. 5. Tase me - I dare you. 6. If you fight me, you better pack a lunch. 7. Anarchy NOW! (extra points if you get kicked in the nards) |
lol. I remember when I was like 8, my family went to Niagra Falls and we went over to canada to see the view from that side. (we had no issues but of course this was before 9/11) When we came back, it was night and it was one of those nights where there's no wind and let me tell you that is not a good thing next to a giant waterfall. Anyway, we had this old station wagon that burned oil like crazy and with the calm air and 110% humidty that smoke just haaaaangs. heh. when we got to the border, we're waiting in line and this gigantic cloud of blue smoke is drifting forward and into the guy's little booth thing. By the time we got to him, he was visibly trying not to gag. He asked like three questions, glanced around the car for like 0.5 seconds and waved us through. 
Not trying to be a fanboy. Of course, it's hard when you own the best console eve... dang it
