Lol, that was good... this is like a miniature text based "The Onion"

February 20th, 2012- .....................

Backstory:
February 14th, 2012 - Talks with Iran, North Korea and Russia fail. Declaration of war made
February 15th, 2012 - Russia arms nuclear missile for deployment
February 16th, 2012 - North Korea flinches in staredown match with Japan, launches nuclear missile at Tokyo. US, South Korea retaliate, Russia and Iran let nukes fly, prompting all nuclear arms bearing countries to fire missles
February 17th - Major cities across the planet destroyed entirely, wind carries radioactive fallout far and wide
February 18th - Survivors flee to remote areas, fighting for space
February 19th - Survivors die from fighting, lack of drinking water, radiation

February 2012: Kaz Hiari has announced that Sony and Microsoft will join forces to create a new game console to compete against Nintendo and the Wii/Nintendo DS/Trii console combo.

Microsoft will develop the sofwtare tools based on Windows 8 and Sony will contribute with the hardware and technology, adding 2 Blu ray drives and 3 Hard drives.

"we are so excited for what the future await for us", said Bill gates. "the biggest software company in the world and the biggest electronics company together"..what can go wrong?

Sales for the xbox360 and the PS3 went down on 2011, with Microsoft having a 20% of the market and Sony a 10% while Nintendo had an amazing 70% market share.

The new console is expected to be released on Summer of 2013 with Halo 5 and Little Big Planet: Revenge bundled and a Motion sensing Dual shock.

February, 2010 - Final Fantasy XIII launches exclusively for Microsoft's Xbox 360.

November, 2016: Sony lauinches PS4 after the sucessful PS3's 10-year plan. LTD 150 million PS3s were sold compared to 7 million Wiis and 10 million X360s. The X360 had negative sales due to major RROD issues and the duct tape fell apart on most Wiis leaving two Gamecubes instead. Thus gamecube wins 6th gen with 200 million consoles sold.

December, 2016: after many years of wait, Square Enix releases FFXIII exclusively for the PS4. The game was already being compared to Guns N Roses' Chinese Democracy album due to the massive amount of time on developing hell.

Dude, STOP PLAYING FALLOUT 3!

Ok, mine:
December 2012. Readers of VG Chartz vote Morgan Webb of XPlay, "Videogame Babe of the Year".

If we are going to be absurd, might as well go here.

E3 2009 : MGS4 : Existence dated for Christmas 2009 still PS3 exclusive but a mysterious "X" seen in a background booth leads to speculation of the game being on 360...
Zelda:Wii revealed
WiiSports : resort revealed to be bundled with every wii from launch.

E3 2010 : Final Fantasy 7 : Remake revealed... PS3 exclusive... the internet also dies for 2 weeks prior.
PS3 + 360 reveal an "Exclusive share" for 2 big name exclusives...
Wii: Fit becomes best selling game of all time following Wii: Sports previous funeral

Novemeber 2011: Duke Nukem: Forever released for 360 + PS3
Gears of War 3 released for 360 + PS3 with 360 exclusive DLC
Uncharted 3 releases for 360 + PS3 with PS3 exclusive DLC

E3 2012 : Final Fantasy Trailer revealed showing a mysterious button on screen that no1 has seen before... Speculation amasses for a new console!!!
PS4 Announced with FF7:R, Gran Turismo 6, FIFA 013, GTA6 all release games... internet goes into meltdown yet again for a week.
Starcraft 3 announced for Xbox3 following the multi-million sellers that are Halo Wars + Gears of War : Pendulum wars.
Wii discontinued with lifetime sales of 164 million... only 3 million short of the still selling PS2

Christmas 2012... aliens visit earth on Christmas day, Technologies shared between races and Sony take major market share in "Outer world industries" PS4 comfirmed Virtual Reality...

No! *clutches game* Its the preciousses!!!

FINE! You can play it.  Just don't drag it into THIS universe!