lol!

Weeeeeell. First, it says he ORDERED it. Not that he ate it all. Second, it states the request 'would be honored if it was available'. NOTHING whatsoever about all that stuff actually being available and him eating it. And I doubt you'd find all those food items in a prison kitchen.

So, err, 'pwned'? You're weird.

Hmmm….

I would have to hit all major meals in one sitting

Start with a few of those coconut crumb donuts and a few mini crawlers

Then some scrambled eggs and cheese with ham bits mixed in, also a side of bacon

Then a nice coup of cheese potato soup with bacon and onion mixed in and a nice bacon cheeseburger on the side with let, tom, pick, mayo

And an order of onion rings

Then I would like a cop of wonton soup, an egg role, and some sesame chicken with chicken fried rice and an order of popcorn shrimp with a little avocado ranch to dip them in

Then for desert I would like a slice of yellow cake with a little choc icing and a big glass of milk

Also on a tray I would need some salt and pepper the a glass of Newcastle beer, glass of OJ, glass of Milk, can of MT DEW, Dr Pepper, and Faygo Crème soda


The only thing left is a priest to say some prayers and then a good nights sleep
The next morning a hot shower and shave, then I would gladly meet my maker

Turkey with home-made gravy
Stove Top stuffing
Home made risotto
My moms broccoli with home made cheese sauce
Yorkshire Pudding
These "chocolate mouse" things they have at a restaurant near me for dessert.

@ Cheebee - I talked to the reporter. The guy that was executed ate all that stuff.

OWN3D X 2.

Wanna make it 3 in a row?

The heart of every guard in the prison. With no one alive to stop my escape, i run off to Madagascar.

If I were to be executed via the electric chair I'd simply say "Spare me the food, and I'll have a rubber hat instead."

Elsewise, I'd ask for something that squits boiling spicy sauce out the other end when you bite earn. Burn the eyes outta the fuckers and make a run for it.

You're already going to go in for execution, you've got nothing left to lose, why not attempt to escape?

Pizza

Dominoes Mighty Meaty Pizza and Set Dinner B from my local Chinese food resturant

Fugu (blowfish), on the condition that the judge and jury who convicted me share my meal.