SamuelRSmith on 19 February 2009
If I were to be executed via the electric chair I'd simply say "Spare me the food, and I'll have a rubber hat instead."
Elsewise, I'd ask for something that squits boiling spicy sauce out the other end when you bite earn. Burn the eyes outta the fuckers and make a run for it.
You're already going to go in for execution, you've got nothing left to lose, why not attempt to escape?
