Define - girlfriend?

I mean, I've dated a married woman for roughly a year. Can hardly call that a girlfriend. For the rest, all ladies where bunk-buddies. I don't fare too well in relationships.

I've had two really serious relationships. Both over a year. And both ended in heartache cause of long distance. So yeah.

I'm actually single for the first time in 3 years now, feels really weird.

I've had several (that's probably the biggest word I can use without being dishonest), although the position is currently open. Wouldn't advise anyone to stress too much over never having a girlfriend by their mid-teens. as it can take those of us on the high end of the geek spectrum quite a bit longer than that. ^^

Yes and I only date out of my league so they were all fairly hot. Currently single now though.

Not your hand

 What about your feet?

.... I take yoga.

Never ask a girl out who you are afraid to talk to. You need to be comfortable with her. Make sure she has a gaming system, at least a wii and let her get into hardcore gaming very slowly. If you can form common interests you will always have something to talk about and the relationship rarely feels awkward.

Well, I can't say I'm not impressed.